Chris Toe Fur

Cautiously Optimistic #NYR fan

[Nick #Chaykasite @Leafssssss88]

Shrink the fucking game. What the actual fuck.

[Budd Jacket @BuddJacket]

Filip Chytil the second he steps on the ice after already having 785 concussions

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: States with the most ICE deportations are seeing the largest rent decreases.

[SP @sspencerukk]

Overtaking a bad driver and checking if your age and ethnicity calculations were correct:

[kelly @kelibacy]

we've got the Never Kill Yourself weather in new york city this week

[Chris Toe Fur @toastbagel]

@FredoRBNY @NYRangers A preseason game against 4 NHL regulars. Holy moly man

[Rick Saratoga @toga_party_]

My girl watching me drink 12 beers then do my Asian accent to the waiter at Chili’s

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

You’re absolutely right, that runway wasn’t clear

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: Since renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America this year, there have been zero hurricanes — the first time in over 100 years.

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

This Wild fan buried a shot from CENTER ICE to win season tickets 🤯

Based on his celly, the right guy definitely won 😂 (via @mnwild)

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

Republicans would’ve swept the midterms had they released the Epstein files and not started a war with Iran for Israel.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

therapy is such a funny concept

“wow, there are so many problems in my life. I should talk to a stupid bitch who voted for Kamala Harris”

[Chris Toe Fur @toastbagel]

This is true. Love power moves despite how this second administration has gone

[C3 @C_3C_3]

President Trump said he would and he did!

He got Greenland!

This wasn’t an ego move.

This was a National Security move.

For the positioning of missile defense system that could protect America from a strike.

The United States is now safer.

Amazing.

[Jonny Lazarus @JLazzy23]

Gabe is sick.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Chris Toe Fur @toastbagel]

This is the big question for me. Was he lying for 8 years? Or did he just sell out? I don’t understand.

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

whatever happened to this man

was he lying the whole time?
or is he being controlled?

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

whatever happened to this man

was he lying the whole time?
or is he being controlled?

[Chris Toe Fur @toastbagel]

@heatdaddy69420 4:30.

[Suhr Majesty @ULTRA_MAJESTY]

This was Trump in 2016

[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

Maybe I’m too woke, but I don’t like this!

Part of the charm of hockey is having some grizzled fat guy riding around on that thing having the time of his life.