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Nothing, ever

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@TheExtremeMusi1 JAMC

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@tedlieu Advisor: ‘When you use munitions, then …they’re gone. They’re not there any more. Bombs are not reusable.’
Trump, Hegseth: ‘Huh?’

Meanwhile, China watches, gleefully, waiting. Biding time. Taiwan more in danger with each weapon wasted.

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@CBSNews @camiloreports ‘I voted for Christmas… and now this!’
says GOP turkey.

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@RonFilipkowski He looks like someone doing a deliberately terrible impression of him.

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@connors_touch @fesshole Have someone else hold it. Jump off a bridge with a bungee rope. Hey presto.

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@iLoveShawn5000 Might be happy, might be lonely.

Might be purposeful, might be lost.

Same individual may well vary between, on different days, depending what’s happening.

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@cmorrissey59 @essenviews You’re misunderstanding. He gives up.

BBC wins, and shows the way.

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@WokeratiMarty It’s on the news, but he’s not a huge celebrity.

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@cptdankkk “…because I was thinking in an idealistic sense about film.”

Akira Kurosawa? Andrei Tarkovsky? Even Werner Herzog?

No, Vin Diesel. Loving it.

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@theotherpilgrim @TheWatchManOfT1 @RightWingWatch @dalepartridge ‘Don’t be a Nazi’ is a fair starting point.

Next.

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@MittensOff ‘Sorry I’m late. I was confused by my shoelaces again. And then I thought my bath was the bus.’

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@LeeAndersonMP_ I like bacon sarnies. Love ‘em in fact.

But I wouldn’t make it my personality, or the public face of my job, as here.

Oh dear.

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@oozeclue @amelia_tweetz Japan doesn’t do this for most professions.

Some blue collar ones, and there are ‘office ladies’ in uniforms in the admin office in industrial places, factories etc.

But far, far from most.

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@fesshole Leave your phone at home. Go to a library and read. Not being snarky. It’s genuinely refreshing to be phone free and reading novels.

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@nippon_en Largely a scam aimed at tourists.

It’s not so special.

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@serenelyjoyful Wooosh.

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@DailyMail Genuinely cool choice of footwear.

Daily Hate, in its resounding misogynistic
malice, thinks everyone must dress like a Victorian gentleman off to the races.

Honestly, the journos must be embarrassed being ordered to write such piffle.

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@MittensOff A hundred bacon sandwiches and a full frontal lobotomy.

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@TheRealJamieKay The United States (in its current state).

‘Nah, there’s nothing over there guys. You won’t get any sense.’

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@Haggis_UK Get more sense from a freshly laid turd.