Bartholomew “Toaster” McGillicuddy

Auburn faithful | ΑΓΡ ‘90 | 2x Walmart employee of the month | Buc-ee’s shoplifter | ribs enthusiast

[Bald Eagle USMNT @USMNTBaldEagle]

@USMNT Completely on the players. No excuses anymore for this bullshit

[Bartholomew “Toaster” McGillicuddy @toastercud]

@MelbourneBlokee @USMNT I’m so glad I’m not Australian @geraldanderso54

[Bartholomew “Toaster” McGillicuddy @toastercud]

@USMNT Pathetic

[Bartholomew “Toaster” McGillicuddy @toastercud]

@richpizzaroll This ain’t refs fault, we actually just suck

[Bartholomew “Toaster” McGillicuddy @toastercud]

@cinderallenobey No one cares about you Bosnians anymore

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

How USA will play against Belgium now that they have Donald Trump's presidential red card immunity

[USMNTTAKES @USMNTTAKES]

“We’re now rooting for Belgium because the USA got their best player back and made it a fair game.”

You European clowns act like you weren’t already rooting for the U.S. downfall. Y’all were literally praying Bosnia would beat us. Glad we’re sticking to the stats quo.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

The World Cup is exposing these absolute truths:

1. The U.S. is awesome. Everybody else is figuring that out.
2. Mexico is a cartel state.
3. Canada and Australia suck.
4. Japan is really nice.
5. Norway is fun.
6. Egyptians are jihadists.
7. Germany has Freddy.
8. Europe is in decline.

[Bartholomew “Toaster” McGillicuddy @toastercud]

@geraldanderso54 Yes please

[Delete MY Account @HamHock42]

just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you I take my fucking head off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Where is the “it was just Paraguay 🇵🇾” crowd from when the USMNT 🇺🇸 beat them 4-1?

Is it still “just 🇵🇾”?

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸 @ThienemanSZN]

canada losing on usa day while we win on canada day #hearmeout

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

#Noticing

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

How did USA beat this Paraguay superteam 4-1

[Bartholomew “Toaster” McGillicuddy @toastercud]

@War_Damn_Gulag That spatula is awesome

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

America: wins world wars, invents electricity and freedom, turns 250

Great Britain: here’s an old piece of shit with no A/C and room temperature beer

[Radical Left Receipts @radleftreceipts]

🚨REPORT: Taylor Swift forces Travis to sign a 40 page prenuptial agreement that includes an infidelity clause, costing Travis $20M per violation.

This is true love.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Szymz🇺🇸🇵🇱 @szymz05]

MY HONEST WORLD CUP PREDICTIONS:

RO16
🇺🇸3:1🇧🇪

QF

🇪🇸2:6🇺🇸

SF

🇫🇷1:4🇺🇸

Final:

🇺🇸3:0🇳🇴