Imagine My Surprise!

Subservient to no-one, and condescending to no-one.

Always with the oppressed, no time for the haters.

oh and........ UP THE VILLA

[LPC @landpalestine]

There are two kinds of people susan sarandon pays the price and was fired from Hollywood for saying stop killing children in Palestine

And the other gwyneth paltrow gets paid to market cities built upon the blood of children and the rubble of what was once their homeland

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Every single Brit wants you to stay out of our politics.

Concentrate on that shit show you’ve caused in America by helping trump

stay the fuck out of the UK with your opinions

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

The dark Claret is nice but the light Claret of the 82 shirt is better. I hated the 97 shirt I played in because there was a black zig zag stripe that made the Claret look far too dark.

Light Claret and sky blue shirts, white shorts, sky blue socks. That's us.

[When Football Was Better @FootballInT80s]

Gordon Cowans in a cracking Aston Villa kit.

2 footed, an elegant midfielder who wasn’t afraid to get stuck in.

Played 453 games for the club, scoring 49 goals.

Won nearly everything with the club. True legend.

[GBX @GBX_Press]

🚨 BREAKING

​Emmanuel Macron responds to Donald Trump’s statements: “Your words are devoid of morality and fall far below the required standard.”

[Aston Villa Updates @avfcbreaking]

With the development of the North Stand, is it time we give it identity?
The Ron Saunders End?
#AVFC

[Witton Arms @WittonArmsAston]

What do our fellow Villans think of our new sign!? We love it! @WittonArmsAston

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nearly 9 years later and not a single person has been put on trial for killing 72 people at Grenfell.

Justice is only for shoplifters and protestors, mass murderers walk free so long as they are rich.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist."

RT if Mick is right.

[Save Gaza @Alee93ale]

Hussam Abu Safieh is one of the Palestinian doctors (among 95 other doctors) that will be killed by the “Israeli death penalty for hostages.”

Do not let them murder him. Repost this.

[𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡 𝙈𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 @PhilMyers53]

WHAT A SHIT RAG

Trump disrespects the UK and this SHIT RAG supports HIM?

What ever happened to patriotism?

SCUM MEDIA

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Everything rotten in Britain stems from this period. Everything.
Landlord rents. Shit in the rivers. Zero work hours. No British industry. Gas, electric bills through the roof,
No affordable housing.
All of it.

[𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 @TotalVilla_]

In the world of modern football, which is all about money, John McGinn stands out.

He isn’t flashy, he’s all effort and hard work.

So many parts of his game can’t be measured on graphs or spreadsheets and he is underrated by many outside Aston Villa.

What a player! 😍 #avfc

[Erica ❤️🇺🇸 @eric_hz143]

I miss when being the president was held by someone who is a compassionate person that cared for people

[Imagine My Surprise! @toastertone]

The winter has beaten up my garden over the winter,

But it's off the canvas, steadied it's legs. Focused it's gaze and dragged enthusiasm from it's inner core and determination from its soul.

My money is on the garden in this fight.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Deborah Meaden has been accused of 'antisemitic posts'

She said Trump is 'Israel’s slave' and the US Congress is 'owned and operated by the Zionist lobby'.

Don't share this antisem... FACTS.

We wouldn't want to upset them would we.

Well done Deborah, don't be silenced.

[Melanie Hinds @hinds_mela61795]

Harrison Ford on Donald Trump: "I don’t know of a greater criminal in history. He doesn’t have any policies, he has whims.”

RETWEET if you stand with Harrison Ford against Donald Trump!

[Naila Ayad🇵🇸 @Naila_Ayad]

Retweet if you agree.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

A few days ago we were pussies, he didn't need or want our help and he'd already won this war. Turns out...he's thick as fuck, endangered us all, had no idea what he was getting all us into and, above all, he's a massive cunt. Who knew!

[Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 @hippyygoat]

Does anyone in this American government understand history and foreign affairs???