Jacob

90% bones
10% cool

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

"saturdays are for the boys" i whisper to myself as i water my ferns

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

@JNderrs @HausMuzic the holy spirit

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

@HausMuzic @JNderrs Omg guys

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

another one

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

new uhhhhh iphone six wallpaper

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

@silverfair46 I can't spell

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

420/? @JNderrs I wish you were here in Oregon/that I was back in Iowa. Legendary group chat friend

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

13/? @Doom_Tiger I tried to find leinenkugel at my local grocery store but it wasn't there. Whenever I see Dune stuff I think of u

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

6/? @dril

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

@J_deRooi 5/? @BaileymMayfield for being my irl friend first and not disowning me when she found my twitter acct

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

4/? @KenyaAsInAfrica for liking even the dumbest stuff that I put up. Stay gold

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

3/? @silverfair46 for being a great high school friend then not somebody I talked to for a while then a great twitter friend

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

@J_deRooi for being such a shining beacon of wholesome artistic goodness

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

1/? A shoutout thread

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

When u been stressin at work all day and a customer starts testing ur patience

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

Y'all playing yourselves if you think this snap map ain't some NSA tomfoolery

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

Ya boy's back in the gram #sundayvibes #coffee #househunters https://t.co/YPShNIJw5X

[Jacob @toasterwizard]

The best thing about having a queen sized bed is stacking a bunch of dirty clothes on one side so I don't feel like I'm sleeping alone

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On this date in 1984, Daniel LaRusso defeated the Cobra Kai with Mr. Miyagi's help to win the Under-18 All-Valley Karate Tournament.