Daniel tiger

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

Their is always a country song that knows exactly how you're feeling right now I can think of several

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. That means the average human gets 41 MPG. Take that Prius. Merica.

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

@DerrickParady brush fire by the westinghouse

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

Everyday I mansge to fuck something up #failureatlife

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

Everything is falling apart at the seams nothing is what it shold be

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

"@cutemsgs: Don’t cry for what is lost. Smile for what still remains." @erinn409

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

No words just disgusted with myself times to disappear

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

Yib shib yibbin gribby yap bap bizshizzle

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

It sucks being "that guy"

[Outlaw @jaredoutlaw]

Some chick next to me was listenin' to Miley Cyrus.
I ran her over.
You're welcome.

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

I'm turning into you I cant get this thing out of my hand :(

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If Zombies attack, go to Sam's Club. They got walls and years of food and supplies. Plus, zombies can't get in without a membership. Merica.

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

All up in the damn way

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Merica'

[Daniel tiger @toastybost]

Tired

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. That means the average human gets 41 MPG. Take that Prius. Merica.

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

Condoms made from bubble wrap so your dick sounds like gunfire.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Just got that new PS4. Merica.