Toby

A compassionate hater with a love for writing

[Toby @tobermon]

I wish no one looks at me the way no one looks at pizza

[Toby @tobermon]

@tgspdcl chicha Cyber village, kondapur mein electricity dede chicha. We are village. Gaaon mein Roshni dede chicha
Please 🙏

[Toby @tobermon]

Saw @DCpeacemaker 6th episode today. I am a fan of the first season. But when in the f is something going to happen...Should we keep watching @JamesGunn not even one scene makes me hooked to watch the next ep in season 2.but the first season was so good.m still watching. Hoping

[Toby @tobermon]

@ranveerbrar saab Kolkata mein hu. Kaha khaau zara bataaiye. Nahi toh baad mein bolunga Ranveer aapne bataya nahi

[Toby @tobermon]

Congrats to the champ but @HeatherHardyBox 🙌

[Toby @tobermon]

@NetflixIndia your feature of smart downloads is dope. Makes the lockdown easier. Cheers.

[Toby @tobermon]

@YouTubeIndia this is my video link https://t.co/UNEGAuykns every day its coming down to the same number from where I started. Views are goin up and then down again. Please fix this. Subs, likes and comments are fine just view count is getting lower .

[Toby @tobermon]

@AndyRichter Lamb

[Toby @tobermon]

I just want to witness @AlexTheMauler win the undisputed title before I die. No one else deserves it more.

[Toby @tobermon]

I think @SuiDhaagaFilm might be the best movie of 2018, yes I have seen Andhaadhun as well! But there is a genuine emotion portrayed by every character in the movie. Especially @Varun_dvn and @AnushkaSharma Loved it. Kudos to #SuiDhaaga team. More power to Hindi cinema. Cheers.

[Toby @tobermon]

I don't know how many movies does #DevPatel needs to be in, so that the world knows he is an Indian.

[Toby @tobermon]

I just saw @FilmCompanion interviews with @anupamachopra ..what poise, what class. The sense of seeing a good person on screen is the most beautiful thing about any video or music or movie. She is absolutely brilliant. It's like watching the best exchange ever. More power to you.

[Toby @tobermon]

I think the only way @realDonaldTrump could be removed from power is by showing him in good light. That he's a nice guy. Does charity.. Cures cancer. Loves the press. Because everything else backfires.

[Toby @tobermon]

You know @rickygervais improvd a joke on stage when he laughs the loudest. Coz at that moment he is a comedian and an audience of his wits.

[Toby @tobermon]

@facebook gives way too many options. I wanted to see my profile pic. And they asked do you wana view it?? Select it? Download it?? Wanna cut it and wear it on ur face and feel like yourself again?? I just want to see it man!! Just wanna see.

[The Entertainment Factory @TheEntFactory]

#Hyderabad
Here comes @tobermon & @rhtswn
to tickle your funny bones today at @VivantabyTaj Begumpet Hyderabad. at 8pm
Book your tickets from @bookmyshow
Tix Link: https://t.co/Y39wX75OBz

[Toby @tobermon]

World : Live fast die young
Me : Die.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Can we make ie and ei interchangeable so that no matter what, I never misspell recieve?

[Toby @tobermon]

#rajpoot kya yaar itni wicket kaun leta hai. Harwaa diye na @Dream11 pe 15₹.

[Toby @tobermon]

Just saw #rampage another movie where @TheRock talks to himself as everything else is VFX or SFX.

[Toby @tobermon]

@kunalkamra88 you look like nirav modi in your dp.