TobyB

He/Him, Bi/Pan, Demi. GM, occasional player, loves talking fantasy ideas. Casual player of games/miniature painter.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[Real Civil Engineer @RCE_Official]

GIVEAWAY!!!
I'm giving away a Civil Draft starter box AND a booshter box, if you want to win just retweet and like this post and I'll pick a winner at random on the 8th May!
The overstock sale is still happening, but once that stock is gone it is gone: https://t.co/BeAulK8vpH

[TobyB @tobybutt89]

@HighRollersDnD 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[High Rollers @HighRollersDnD]

The Altheya Campaign Guide Kickstarter has ended, and we are overwhelmed by the support this project has received!
🎉 5,845 backers raised £701,937!
Thank you, @rollandplaypress for taking on this huge task!
Thank YOU ALL for being so incredible & showing Altheya so much love! <3

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Starting to think the British press aren't coping to well with the Green Party wanting to tax wealth fairly.

https://t.co/0qbagSvIYp

[India Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby]

A trans kid died after being attacked in a school toilet in Oklahoma by a gang of girls, shortly after the state passed a rule saying trans people must use the bathroom of their birth.
The BBC covered it because it would look bad if they didn’t, but buried deep on their news website on a page most visitors would never see.
Note in the report (link below) how it is written. From the headline you would never guess this was about a trans kid being attacked in a school toilet. How trans isn’t mentioned anywhere in the copy, even though this is a story about trans, and sits in the BBC section about trans people. Nex, who dressed as a boy, identified as non-binary, and was made to use the girl’s bathroom. Nex was rounded on by a gang. Following the attack, the school didn’t call an ambulance. The assailant was allowed to walk around the school freely. Nex died the following day, with an autopsy putting their death down to suicide. It’s also interesting to note that when a trans person dies or is killed - generating public sympathy - @bbcnews WILL suddenly start using a trans person’s pronouns. In life however, it is BBC News policy to strip trans people of all pronouns. It’s a good example of how BBC News cover stories depending on which groups are involved, and how they cover their arses. In terms of language and placement.

[Keralis @WorldofKeralis]

To celebrate the launch of Anno 117: Pax Romana, I’m giving away a Governor’s Edition together with @ubisoftnordic!
To enter:
🏛️ Follow me
⚔️ Retweet this post
Winner announced & contacted on Nov 20th by Ubisoft! Anno 117 is out now: https://t.co/2YQTJvMBiz
#Anno117PaxRomana #ad

[High Rollers @HighRollersDnD]

📖 IT’S REAL! 📖

@sherlock_hulmes we are all so proud of you! 💕

Introducing the OFFICIAL Altheya Campaign Setting!
Coming to kickstarter in Q1 of 2026, thanks to our wonderful friends at @RollPlayPress

https://t.co/UCUBXo3Mzn

It’s happening!!!!

[TobyB @tobybutt89]

@sherlock_hulmes @HighRollersDnD @RollPlayPress 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[Jingle Jam @jinglejam]

It's our privilege to be fundraising for @theCALMzone for another Jingle Jam.

Last year, you funded over 77,000 conversations on CALM's life-saving suicide prevention helpline. This year, let's fund even more.

[mrjamesgifford @Mrjamesgifford]

Same time!! 🤩 I’m moving and need help shifting some excess merch, so I’m doing a 40% on these card decks. Sale on for this month only!

Find them on my shop!: https://t.co/pQMVPosmb9

[High Rollers @HighRollersDnD]

The 1st of July 2018 marked the start of an unforgettable adventure!
📺https://t.co/IvdqmHFzmp
Happy Aerois-versary to our 5 year long campaign, which we still look back on so fondly -like a dear old friend!
Thank you for being a part of those memories & making new ones too! 💜

[mrjamesgifford @Mrjamesgifford]

Skele-shake: calcium rich, but contains an unholy amount of calories. 💀 #dnd #illustration

More drinks in my new book:
”Brewmaster’s Guide”!

[cubfan135 @cubfan135]

Don't let the fact that Minecraft turns 16 years old today distract you from the fact that it has now been 2257 days since Fletching Table functionality was promised

[mrjamesgifford @Mrjamesgifford]

Cuppa tea? 🫖

Some designs from my new #DnD booklet: “The Brewmaster’s Guide”! Super proud of it

[High Rollers @HighRollersDnD]

We're LIVE now!
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Join Mark, Rhi, Tom & Trott as they play the innovative, couch co-op RPG @sunderfolk by @Dreamhaven
A super cute, turn based RPG where adorable animals don armour & become great heroes!
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#DreamhavenPartner #ad

[Mara Holmes // MaraBunny @MaraHolmes_]

Still immensely proud of the 1st episode of our newest @HighRollersDnD campaign; Altheya. The intro is so slick and I think the episode really sets up the players fantastic characters!

https://t.co/Vga3is0VM0

Give this a cheeky share/RT maybe? #ttrpg #dnd

[Lindsay Ballant @lindsayballant]

If the judge is married to a former Big Pharma exec but prosecution vows to weed out jurors with "disabilities" assuming they've had bad experiences with the health insurance industry (since they have to deal with it frequently), what exactly about this case is impartial or fair

[Eliza @smallishcats]

Old married couple argues over dinner

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.