Toby

Melb, Aus 🌏
A bastard with a ten page disclaimer.
Excitement = happiness
Instagram: tobydcarr

[Toby @tobydcarr]

My default mindframe for literally everything at the moment: "I do not understand".

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@BWHolland For American Ninja Warrior... Gotta move on from racing ripped humans. Need to start using robots that shoot fire to keep our ever dwindling focus engaged.

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@BWHolland Fucking sick.

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@BWHolland Door prize where? What a fucking killer door prize.

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@BWHolland I unfortunately have to leave by 1400. It's going to be a flying visit to pax for me this year.

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@BWHolland I'll be there really early Saturday if you're around!

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@BWHolland @astroblob @SymphonyEntert3 @ellalowgren @robopelican @rubyinnes @PAXAus Tempted to call fuck it and buy a pass for Friday as well even though I'll be coming off nightshift, half dead, and might fall asleep standing in the middle of Pax.

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@BWHolland That's fucking creepy.

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@supsuphannah @ABigDumbBaby I don't think there's such a thing as too many times for that particular theme song... I sometimes break it out at work.

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@BWHolland What if they buy it and it IS haunted? Is there some sort of contractual claus to reneg on the sale?

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@BWHolland I miss wagging school to play this in Curtis' basement... Simpler times.

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@TandJ_inspace @BWHolland Add me to the scream party invite list pls.

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@9NewsMelb I think I've seen this film before... I didn't like it.

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@ABigDumbBaby Fuck you're a handsome lad.

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Kikuchi should not be in the majors.

#BlueJays #MLB

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Had a dream that I was at a #MagicTheGathering tournament with @michaelbay and we had a discussion about the use of explosions in movies and then when hiking and what the actual fuck was that dream.

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@BWHolland Fuck I'd love to come with you one year.

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#Neighbours was like a twisted cultural security blanket and now it's been ripped away I have to finally face the fact that as a straight white Australian I have no culture.

#NeighboursFinale

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I find watching Alek Manoah pitch so peaceful idk why.

#BlueJays #MLB

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@BWHolland Post a pic you fucking coward

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@BWHolland I'm still yet to play Call of Cthulhu