Toby L

all i want to do is take pictures of my dog, eat cheese fries, and wear dresses

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

#BestBarChamps #BarstoolBestBar

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

@AbbeC14 phew im so relieved ugh i was so nervous you were gone forever! thx for letting us know that you’re back!!

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Wow. @ElonMusk just made a huge announcement.

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

because "great walls" of history have worked so well #fcapgov

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

Is your child texting about the War of 1812?

LMAO - loyalist militia attacking ohio
WTF - warn the federalists
SMH - send more horses
GTG - garrison troops guarding
FML - fort mackinac liberated
BBW - british burning washington

[Lucas Dunn @LucasDunn22]

Why would I get a plane ticket to Scranton when I only live an hour away? https://t.co/Z5G32pKXWE

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

@jrkiszka3 thanks Julie-a!!! glad we're ~finally~ friends even tho I never knew your name 💕💕 jk love u and thanks for being my bestie!! 😘

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

@lucyyjaneee it's been a good run but this tweet just ruined our friendship goodbye

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

@sydneyhope1206 love u so much miss u tons!! can't wait :)) ❤️❤️

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

@rebeccamichel_ glowballs for life!! thx r-kelly love u foreva! 💕💕

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

@Emma_Humes thanks emdog!!! I love you more than you know thx baby ❤️❤️

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

@katzzinthehat INCREDIBLE ily forever ❤️💕 thanks babe

[grace katz @katzzinthehat]

happy birthday to the one and only rebsters77!!! love you long time @tobyrlaz 💯🎉😈

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

when u had sc and umich winning in your bracket wow

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

tbt to the time i meant to text @thatsmyJ4M from across the table but accidentally texted this random #

[Toby L @tobyrlaz]

hbd @jhirsh03 miss u and hope u have the best day!! 🎉🎂👌💯 #umd