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[zoë 🔆 @todayonzoe]

Some days I feel like I'm on NZT and other days like I'm on GHB

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@seahawks5600 oh no

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why is it so embarrassing when i’m on a walk and do a u-turn at the turn around point 😵‍💫

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@dysfunc88545196 i’ve never been healthier 😁

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@lalalaellenn 😍

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@courtneycarmona it’s so good let’s talk

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@seahawks5600 think i need a devil to help me get things right 🕊

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@courtneycarmona agreed

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apparently it’s not enough to floss your teeth every night—you have to also be *good* at it? i didn’t sign up for this

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@seahawks5600 like walking on marshmallows

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@seahawks5600

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@seahawks5600 i have some too!!!! welcome!!!

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with my bedtime approaching, i was NOT ready for that ending of mare of easttown

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@seahawks5600 why have to? i object

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@courtneycarmona the ending shook me to my core

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love a squeaky asparagus

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why does me losing my checkbook and offering my new landlord first month in cash feel so sketchy

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@dysfunc88545196 same i love a voicemail and i also like when my phone transcribes it

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@courtneycarmona and my style icons are the twins from parent trap

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what’s up with people asking if you’re “all packed up” a week before your move? NO I AM NOT ALL PACKED UP I AM PROCRASTINATING VERY MUCH ILL HAVE YOU KNOW

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sometimes i remember that a man i tutored in math during college works for spacex now and that’s just..............