Taco Rabanne

If you're not todding, you're not living

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

lol a lot of euros in the mentions informing me that marriage means very little and is just a signature, but I feel like if you spend your whole life avoiding a signature then maybe it’s not just a signature lol

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

@adamrowecomedy If Finn left Have A Word to be Joe Rogan's Main Producer - you're telling me you wouldn't throw a goodbye party, and would instead boo him out the studio / hurl insults at him on social media?

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

Do @TacoBell not understand the amount of profit they'll make if they open up an establishment in Cheltenham

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

@nationalrailenq hi, any info on why the 07:46 train from cheltenham to newport has been cancelled?

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

Will you choose free uni or a trip around the 🌍 ? Every entry wins mystery money! @circlepay https://t.co/SJPeXTVWJL #edunation

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

@ViperRecordings @Loadstar @LarryCalyx @DjTeeBee @matrixandfuture @iluvdrumnbass @RoughTempo @HybridMindsDNB @Cyantific3000 @TantrumDesireUK @DossaLocuzzed I picked up a flyer from egg at spearhead the other week that says it gets you £10 entry on the door with it - if this sells out, are you holding any tickets on the door for this to get me in?

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

@DCBreaks @MindVortex do you know how long you guys are going b2b2b for @ printworks tomorrow? praying for that 3 hour goodness 👌

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

ffs got my leg stuck stuck in my tumble dryer

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

I'm attending - High Focus - 7th Birthday - Sun 16 Apr via Ticket Arena https://t.co/8eoEkAW7UK

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

Leaving my twitter logged in at McDonald's to see how funny the customers are #riskybusiness

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

@TinderSupport I've had a payment on my bank statement for "GOOGLE *Tinder, but i've never paid for anything/given you my card details?

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

@Pundamentalism get the door hinges in

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

I will not seek help, I don't have a problem

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

I've spent more time seeing andy c in the last year than I have in lectures over the last 2

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

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Fuck off, Fibonacci!

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

@CigarYell @specialagentQ @BWillbourn @aaaaangus @Ben_Mainprize @jenSTFU @TheRealMikeKnee good to see waitrose views baps as essential

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

FT Rangers 1-3 Motherwell

@MotherwellFC in control going into 2nd leg after first win at Ibrox since 1997

Reaction http://t.co/M9d2gaPXmV

[Taco Rabanne @todd_todde]

@todd_todde what else can you give to somebody that will fill them with joy for the rest of the day for five pence