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[todd @toddafrog]

“We got the DeWalt laser gun before gta 6”

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

So they're 3d printing Direct Energy Weapons now?

[isabelle @1emoviolence]

To Any Boys That Aren't Actually Repressing Transgender Women: Men's Wear Is Not Boring At All, You Just Can't Dress.

[Pyrocynical @Pyrocynical]

I LOVE FAT WOMEN

[todd @toddafrog]

@Apocaloptimist5

[todd @toddafrog]

It was so nice hanging out with you but I’m going to go home to jerk off now

[todd @toddafrog]

@CatholicOrca

[todd @toddafrog]

Being in charge of your bodily needs is crazy cause I’ll eat a whole sleeve of saltines and realize
“OOOHHHHH I WAS THIRSTY”

[todd @toddafrog]

Mankind’s ability to adapt is something truly remarkable

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

here’s what you would look like if you were trans

[todd @toddafrog]

Every ounce of “I hate content that abuses or harasses employees of public spaces” leaving my body the second this mf pulls up.

[skim diesel @MattBasky]

I worked retail for years and would have been FUCKING DELIGHTED if a little wizard came into my store

[todd @toddafrog]

Making this face at the 1 person working at the jewlery counter behind the mf at the top of the line, trauma dumping about his dead brother

[todd @toddafrog]

@CottontailVA Bro didn’t even know what kind, he just wanted a mf eagle

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

I have made a new song called "My Hair Gets Longer Every Day." It's about your hair getting longer every day.
https://t.co/6PaVtv7cfe

[𝕂𝕆ℝ𝔹𝕀 🐦‍⬛ @LuveKorbi]

This is not an introvert. This is a burden to society

[JOSEFF C @JoseffCookz]

Ur fun fact of the day: the insect population is declining by roughly 2.1% each year and nearly 40% of all bug/insect species are slowly creeping into the endangered classification. It’s the biggest, *unspoken* mass extinction we’ve witnessed in 250 million years :(

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

If you're both into each other "Can I kiss you?" "Can I take your shirt off?" "Do you wanna do this?" Will NOT ruin the mood. Neither will "Do you like the way I'm doing this?" Consent is SO important, as is making sure the person you're with is actually experiencing pleasure.

[todd @toddafrog]

It’s cause a Guy I worked with talked about minimum security prisons having xbox’s when he went

[Moses Kagan @moseskagan]

The guy I know who is the best at friendships (also a spectacular salesman) keeps proposing plans. I asked him why once & he told me:

People get busy. If you want to be their friend, don’t take it personally & keep asking.

He did this with me & he eventually became one of the few genuine, lifelong friends I’ve made in adulthood.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(vid of man screaming as he burns himself alive to protest a genocide) *scroll* (hot woman bemoaning Shane Gillis's down syndrome jokes) *replying* His down syndrome material? Oh, you must mean all of his comedy 😜 *scroll* (Pic of child's leg blown off and you can see the bone