Tee-Oh

Husband, dad, son, comic, actor, writer, marketing guy. Roll Wave.

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@natebargatze Brother, loved your early show in Fort Worth. But you might as well take a seat and chill for awhile because the 7p show won’t be starting anytime soon. Somebody pooped the bed on traffic control and the early folks can’t escape the parking lots. @DickiesArena

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@anishmoonka My son is in the program at JPMorgan, and it’s been a game changer for him. And they were quick to point out that it wasn’t just about scoring PR points, but about the real benefits of hiring neurodiverse people in jobs others might not stick to.

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@goTULANEt Over 7.5 is now at +120, which is the closest even money bet on dk you can get right now for this. That feels pretty on point to me, 3 months out.

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@kevin_nealon Kevin, I did a youtube sketch that features a hall pass in need of an update. On the off chance you see this, or actually click thru, enjoy! https://t.co/MJTqsWspII

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@McDonalds @MessToMeaning There aren't enough McBots in the world to address every case of Fry-fill Fraud.

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@McDonalds @dmacattack007 Get your Time Machine ready.

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@clarencehilljr Man, you know those two can talk about gate agents!

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@KrisPLettuce The title was awarded at a tournament in Japan/South America —trust us!!!

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@elleduncantv Stay classy, Geno!!

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@spotrac @WerderEdNFL Find somebody that will love you the way guaranteed NFL contracts love Kirk Cousins. #nflfreeagency

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Find somebody that will love you the way guaranteed NFL contracts love Kirk Cousins. #nflfreeagency

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@AGJamesUthmeier This sounds very important and certainly worthy of the time of the Attorney General of a state.

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@TopTierTulane BREAKING NEWS: To save time, Tulane deciding now not to participate in the 2027 tournament, either.

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@KeithSmithNBA Las Vegas Resort Fees

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@ProFootballTalk This is the sitcom I desperately need on my ESPN Unlimited/Plus/Select/XL/Deluxe plan. Manziel and Diego are roommates. Their neighbor is Theo Von. Aaron Rodgers shows up periodically to juice the ratings.

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@bryancurtis Dammit. Been workshopping it all morning!!

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@chadhot @thesonofstan Turns out "Mesquite King" premieres on the Farm Channel this fall. Should be good.

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@schadjoe Here's your silver medal. Also, a plushie toy in case you need it.

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@_sorrengailll Many simples things you can do they don't know how -- how to book a flight, or a hotel room. Because they've never had to do it themselves.