Todd “The Eiffel Tower” Matthews

“recovering” cocaine addict, big yahu hater, sports fan, proud 1000th man in Bonnie blue comp

[Todd “The Eiffel Tower” Matthews @toddfather1256]

Fucking special fucking edition fucking vineyard vines shirt. #whynot

[Todd “The Eiffel Tower” Matthews @toddfather1256]

@DelandFlowerCo One would say I’m the biggest hater of this new wave of bullshit. “Let’s go hire the guy who’s gonna make us look good to the public”. As a member of the public, I think it makes them look like soft minded individuals.

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@DelandFlowerCo Looks like Sark is just going out to the low income housing areas for recruits. Not really investing into the important things like how they are in the classroom, how they act off the field, etc. #cantteachheart

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Just sitting here thinking about when Charlie Kirk went for 8 catches 144 yards. #wr1

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@DelandFlowerCo Might have to take matters into your own hands if ya know what I mean #force

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@WreckitWinst @ClemsonFB Guy definitely has some affiliation with the big yahu. On the other hand that ass has me in a blender. #boner

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Chills.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

The Kirker Surfer

[Todd “The Eiffel Tower” Matthews @toddfather1256]

@CoolguyBob71 @shegone03 @RedSox @Orioles Can’t vouch for this Jeff guy, but I have personally seen Bobby swing the stick before. Definitely buys into the teacherman approach (the right approach). Guy dominates men’s league.

[Todd “The Eiffel Tower” Matthews @toddfather1256]

Watching SNL at the bar right now……let me tell ya, Sabrina Carpenter 🪵 #dontlettheeiffeltowergethot

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@JimboBCakes74 @DelandFlowerCo If that’s the case, I would hope any school gives him an opportunity, especially if he’s throwing those shapes out of the zone, considering that’s all that matters #fuckthezonegrabanumber

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@OldRowOfficial Something about this chick screams #TITfactor

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@JimboBCakes74 @DelandFlowerCo Heard JJs vertical approach angle is ass and he has no heart #cantteachthat

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@DelandFlowerCo @JimboBCakes74 Seems like the rain wasn’t the only wet thing in deland this week. #squirt