todd

Misappropriater of confidence. There's never been a gist that I didn't get.

[todd @toddpants]

Good Vibes Only is the new Live, Laugh, Love

[todd @toddpants]

Gift baskets, eat an assortment of food that should be refrigerated but somehow isn’t.

[todd @toddpants]

If you want something really bad, say it out loud to the universe. Hopefully a smart device will hear you and return you a targeted ad.

[Eugenie Bostrom @EugenieBostrom]

#ElizabethHolmes just needed a better #coach:

[todd @toddpants]

@KnoxBrown how am I just coming across goosebumps and flex now 🔥🔥

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@_georgiauk love the new album 👌🏼

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Dude just tried to call me out on my aura

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AirBnB should let you rate places on their over the top labeling

[todd @toddpants]

Jenny of Oldstones + The Machine
https://t.co/eb0TgWX0xD #GOT

[todd @toddpants]

confidence always fades somewhere during pronouncing the second syllable in hierarchical

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Hey when someone forwards you a newsletter you can just do the unsubscribing for them

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To all the travel sites asking for my feedback, be confident in yourselves

[Peter Gould @petergould]

Here's the board for the #BetterCallSaul season finale.

[todd @toddpants]

Those door cam commercials really drive home the fantasy of shaming lowlifes from your mobile device

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Looking forward to seeing which companies will be apologizing to us during tonight's NBA conference finals

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

I just taste for the first time a smothie..MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA😊

[todd @toddpants]

My favorite rap songs are the ones that pretty much insult my financial status.

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wondering if we can all agree on taking a break from handshakes for the next two months

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Maybe #280characters is due to increased demand for thoughtful apologies

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In other news, last week I saw a tree that reminded me of that sick triceratops from Jurassic… https://t.co/5Kdpodqwn2