todmonsta

Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light;
I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

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Dear @super7store My heart needs an Ultimates King Caesar. Thank you 🧡

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Of course it had to be a woman, you dummy. Men ruin everything and are practically useless. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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I'm always more comfortable when someone comes. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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So you say that thing is not human? THAT GIANT TOOTHY THING ISN'T HUMAN, YOU SAY? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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My son is dead now. I wanted you to know that. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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@TsuburayaGlobal I'm from Pennsylvania in the US and I first saw Jack Sindo as Ultraman and I was hooked!

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Would you say 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot, BUNCH? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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I love a good sausage/bratwurst in my hole. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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God forbid an ancient evil has a hobby. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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I've got to HAND it to her, I didn't think she would survive. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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That little kid doesn't give a fuck about nothin' #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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KEEP WHAT WARM? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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If Build-A-Bear doesn't make a Wally that we can dress up in little costumes, what are we even doing here. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Dennis and Jenny aren't there. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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I would rather they put Rawhead Rex on everyone's iPhone instead of that U2 album. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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FUCK YOU EASTER BUNNY #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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It's always MYbach and never OURbach #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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Is Rawhead Rex the two breasts or do we still have to wait for that? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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Forget morning wood. I've got morning stone henge thing that keeps a demon locked away. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

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Hey Mutants! Let's fondle our broomsticks!! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror