papisouvlaki

Vanity Handicap | Agentic AI | Fractional Executive & Operator | Y-Combinator Newsletter Subscriber | Raya Member |

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Me and the boys are gonna smoke a bowl out of Bill O’Brien’s chin dent

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Threw Olympic gold medalist Eileen Gu a like on Raya. Not holding my breath, I’m sure it’s going to be a competitive process, but I feel like I’ve earned this. I’ve done the time and cut my teeth.

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God Claude was probably the softest guy in the league back in high school. Wouldn’t last 5 minutes in my locker room.

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I didn’t buy 8 boxes of Girl Scout cookies (again) because I’m a good guy. I bought 8 boxes of Girl Scout cookies because I’m a fat fuck.

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@philzfactz Phil I’m losing my fucking mind over here. Don’t even know what goaltender interference is anymore. No clear precedent, feels like Toronto just shakes an 8-ball.

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@clowntoniobrow @Will__Stern Saw it in its glory.

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God Jack Hughes is a brick but he’s a gold medal winning brick. God bless America.

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OC’s playin babayyyyyy!

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@Kyle_Carter89 @sarahhmccrory If viewership drops (it will) the NHL will pull their players from future competitions. Risk/return asymmetry; the NHL didn’t send McDavid and Matthews to the Olympics for half the world to be asleep when they play each other and risk injury at dawn.

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@Kyle_Carter89 @sarahhmccrory From what we’ve seen from team USA and Canada, that’s the matchup for Gold. It’s not pandering to Americans and Canadians…it’s viewership economics. The entire state of California and the province of British Columbia (~45m) will be forced to watch their teams play at 5:10am PT.

[papisouvlaki @toe__toe22]

I came to a troubling conclusion:

Birds are dinosaurs. Chickens are birds. Therefore chickens are dinosaurs.

Dinosaur chicken nuggets are not a misnomer. They are actually made of dinosaurs.

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God I wish I just knew a few quarter trucks. Hummer.

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Bitches love the snow huh

[Taylor Trandahl @taylortrandahl]

When you realize Indiana’s band is playing LOTR music during the CFP national championship

[MF Isles @MF1sles]

Something just hit my feed

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Shit I almost forgot. New year, still single.

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I will always be the villain. Remember this, I will be benevolent at times but I’ll forever be the villain.

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My feed is simply too crude to open in public anymore.

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Revenge of the Sith would’ve won an Oscar if it were released this year

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Bad day to be a paper towel