BendyTwinkleToes

*jazz hands, cartwheel, splits, exits room*

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@Diannejojo10 Me too 😍

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@MWatts3376 This makes me so angry, some humans need putting to sleep 😡

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@LadyD_84 Your colours sound beaut 👍
I’m losing the will to live with my decorating… I just want put my feet up and eat cake instead

[BendyTwinkleToes @ToesBendy]

@LadyD_84 Mostly greys and white throughout with some teal in the living room. My kitchen is bright yellow, it’ll need 1000 coats to cover it 😰
I’ve never used Johnsons’s, I normally pay a decorator but it’s too expensive for the whole house sadly

[BendyTwinkleToes @ToesBendy]

@LadyD_84 Jesus! I’m decorating my whole house, I moved in a few weeks ago. The walls were dirty beige and I’m having to do AT LEAST 4 coats on every wall! Dulux is also shit 😰

[BendyTwinkleToes @ToesBendy]

My partner and I have brought my dad away to the caravan for the weekend.
My partner has gone out, I’m reading and my dad is talking about his bowels movements 😩

[BendyTwinkleToes @ToesBendy]

@LadyD_84 I don’t like to think about the £4300 I’ve spent 😬

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@LadyD_84 Just had two big teeth removed which we were hoping the brace would move but haven’t, so how have to move all my teeth back into place - another 18 months perhaps 🤷🏻‍♀️😭😔
Was it worth it? Fuck no

[BendyTwinkleToes @ToesBendy]

@LadyD_84 I’ve had a fixed brace on my top teeth for the last three years, the novelty of a lisp and spitting wore off an age ago 😔

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@thirdbornashley I’m 48, if I had an 8 year old now, I’m menopausal, have no energy and am grumpy most of the time, I’d be a shit mum.
I had my daughter at 25, I regret nothing 👍

[BendyTwinkleToes @ToesBendy]

@starmagicsoul Me, totally healthy since dec 2019, until very recently when mask wearing and social distancing was relaxed… got a massive head cold that lasted 10 days

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@ghud68 And… people who have ketchup and mayonnaise on a plate together…touching each other 😰🤢

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@ghud68 If eating out I have to sit with my back to a wall or I won’t stay 🤷🏻‍♀️

[BendyTwinkleToes @ToesBendy]

@ghud68 Stairs with any gaps or if the tread is frosted glass 🤷🏻‍♀️

[BendyTwinkleToes @ToesBendy]

@LadyD_84 My sister died at 22, I was 20, this has been my philosophy since then.. live life to the full and don’t do any shit you don’t want to

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@DorisVulva I can imagine!

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@DorisVulva Left hand into right stationary hand 👍
It’s something I’ve never thought about but had to practice before replying 😃

[BendyTwinkleToes @ToesBendy]

@tinytwink Lots of cuddles and kisses as he goes to sleep is in order. I’m gently crying for you all ����

[BendyTwinkleToes @ToesBendy]

Skateboarding language is weird..
Fakey nose grind
Over crook
Half cab
Back lip

I like it
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