Tau

Lady of leisure

[OregonHumaneSociety @OregonHumane]

Double your donation! Your gift to the Oregon Humane Society will go twice as far to help pets like Hollie. Because of donors, Hollie was given dedicated care and a safe place to heal.
Today your donation will be doubled thanks to @subaruofpdx! Give now: https://t.co/anq9bpAKME

[Tau @toetweets_]

Apparently I’ve been on Twitter for 10yrs 👍🏽 help me celebrate by donating to doggie dash. All donations made today are being matched by Subaru of Portland https://t.co/Y76v9oCDs8 #AdoptDontShop #DoggieDash #SubaruLovesPets #Donate #Subaru

[Tau @toetweets_]

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

For the record @Mike_Pence, it’s Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez to you.

[Tau @toetweets_]

Treat yo self

[jehovahs thiccness @SadieWaddz]

@BonCon706 you just found your Tammy 2

[MTV @MTV]

Happy #NationalMeatballDay to everyone, but especially to @JerseyShore's @DeenaNicoleMTV and @Snooki 💪

[Tau @toetweets_]

My dad just randomly started singing No Scrubs by TLC while making toast lol

[Tau @toetweets_]

@Neeners717 Lol if you are talking about the Lake Oswego Safeway, I agree. Their nuts in bulk selection is tiny and they don’t have designated scoopers

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Um, this feels personal

[Tau @toetweets_]

@KingJames is a sissy

[Always Sunny Quotes @alwayssunnytalk]

Happy #NationalBirdDay

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

I’M BACK BITCHES https://t.co/Arigi8oVoK

[Tau @toetweets_]

Nina just yelled “Donate to CARDV!” into the mic while singing karaoke

[Tau @toetweets_]

My thoughts every morning: Do I have time to sleep longer? Can I go another day without washing my hair? I can’t wait to go to bed tonight

[Tau @toetweets_]

@DCopoulos you, me, and Mazi spring term junior year https://t.co/wDZZ2eBC5O

[bortez 🍀 @marianbortez]

any girl who takes tequila shots without making a face has been sent straight from the devil to ruin your life

[Tau @toetweets_]

Just saw a commercial for the new season of Catfish. It’s almost 2018... How are people STILL being catfished?

[Tau @toetweets_]

My mom is currently reading me the names of celebrities who have sobered up and no longer consume alcohol/drugs. Is she trying to tell me I should stop drinking?

[Tau @toetweets_]

We take holiday cookie decorating very seriously https://t.co/u65PJsXtNa

[jehovahs thiccness @SadieWaddz]

Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Patrick and a tree, Saadeh and Corbett LOL

[Tau @toetweets_]

How I tried to put out the small microwave fire I started while trying to heat up my free burrito I got from Koi Fusion

[Tau @toetweets_]

Brewlights got the best of us…