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[crystalvelvet @toffeegloss]

@IKEAUSAHelp Do you know if the brown djungelskog will be out on the first of July or later? The only Ikea we have in my state is the Bloomington, Minnesota one

[crystalvelvet @toffeegloss]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Andscape @andscape]

T'Challa in Black Panther
Jackie Robinson in 42
James Brown in Get on Up
Thurgood Marshall in Marshall

Iconic figures. Iconic roles.

RIP Chadwick Boseman

[Andrew Devine @aedevine]

Remember to leave out milk and cookies tonight for @jtimberlake, friends. Ramen is also acceptable. #itsgonnabemay

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters

[@[email protected] @MongrelQueen]

Congratulations America. We're number one. Who knew lying, denying, & calling a global pandemic a hoax wouldn't get rid of it?

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

comrade Britney https://t.co/aSMEuOrBbV

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

My mother is not expendable. Your mother is not expendable.

We will not put a dollar figure on human life.

We can have a public health strategy that is consistent with an economic one.

No one should be talking about social darwinism for the sake of the stock market.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

So society’s *real* key workers have just been revealed.

Not the bankers. Not the traders. Not the elite hedge fund managers.

It’s the nurses. The doctors. The delivery drivers. The carers. The porters. The teachers. The shelf stackers. The check out staff.

#COVID19

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

evangeline lilly jumping into the coronavirus conversation

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

I know I keep talking about it but I can’t get over how mad the spring breakers make me

If you’re a spring breaker right now and you’re reading this:

You are a shitty, selfish, stupid person. You just are that’s a fact.

[k ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @flygyalkel]

Imagine having to come to terms with sudden unemployment in the wake of a pandemic and a fake financial advisor is on twitter shaming you for not being “financially literate” or having multiple streams of income.

A LITTLE EMPATHY (OR SILENCE) GOES A LONG WAY. 🤫 Read the room.

[Stephen Guy-Bray @SGUYBRAY]

Many people have been making the comparison between the AIDS crisis and the corona virus crisis. As someone who lived through the former and intends to live through the latter, I thought I would add my thoughts on this.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Another one won't happen for 101 years, so make the most of this one! #02220 https://t.co/BcH6UxDfmU

[Christopher @TheBigBatman]

If you see me in the garage practicing my nunchucks with my crocs on just keep driving I’m in the zone and I don’t want you getting pregnant.