toemec

not living and not letting live

[toemec @toh_mek]

Lyft be like "see driver details in 1 minute" for 10 minutes

[shay. @shaylanichelle_]

lmfaooooo OMG

[toemec @toh_mek]

I went from 0 interactions to one of my tweets getting 28 likes. I call that a HIT. Never give up.

[liaa @provisinall]

what do people with 0 interaction do on twitter

[toemec @toh_mek]

Taking out a baggie at a circuit party

[Dom @dommydescovy]

Me after spreading my hole open at the orgy

[toemec @toh_mek]

AGAIN?!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mercury is in retrograde again until November 13.

[toemec @toh_mek]

They turned off the comments after their post last week I'm crying 💀💀😭😭

[GOV.UK @GOVUK]

Don’t forget the clocks go back by one hour at 2am tonight! ⏰

[toemec @toh_mek]

Like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 NEVER LEAVING.

[rizza ﾒ𝟶 @rizza_X0]

me after cutting my wedding cake

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

me wanting to get depressed on the bus but the street full of potholes drains my aura by smacking my head

[toemec @toh_mek]

If Brad Bradford wins this fucking election in Toronto

[toemec @toh_mek]

When the task I've been working on and mentioned 3 times on daily scrum calls still isn't completed and now I'll have to mention it again on Monday

[toemec @toh_mek]

@AmorRokoo Why u entertaining capitalism for free 😩😩

[toemec @toh_mek]

Snapchat just showed me an ad that was unskippable for the first 5 seconds.... oh count ur days @Snapchat I literally have 4 friends on that app at this stage so I am leaving soon 💀😭

[toemec @toh_mek]

The amount of things I wanna post on my Instagram story but I just don't know how chronically online my followers are so I dunno if they'll understand ugh

[toemec @toh_mek]

Another 19% of this shit ?!?

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 81% complete.

[toemec @toh_mek]

When coworkers ask me about my weekend plans

[toemec @toh_mek]

This season feels like it was written and directed by a boomer who's trying too hard to catch up to the trendy phrases and popular things

[★ @POPin4k]

myrtle snow is back and ofc her first words are BALENCIAGA... oh that’s mother alright #ahs13

[toemec @toh_mek]

Glad I celebrated twice

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Nut Day.

[toemec @toh_mek]

Woah this is almost longer than the actual episodes

[The AHS Zone @AHSZone]

New promo for next week’s season finale of “American Horror Story: 13.” #AHS13