Tim (They Call Me Tojo) Johnson

THIS IS A SELF-PARODY ACCOUNT - Giant dork and recovering sysadmin. Will Security for money. mastodon: [email protected]

[Tim (They Call Me Tojo) Johnson @tojo2000]

@IronMang2000 @LATACO Seems simple enough. In that case I can think of a way to save $3billion.

[Tim (They Call Me Tojo) Johnson @tojo2000]

@ybatman2k @LATACO Ok.

[Tim (They Call Me Tojo) Johnson @tojo2000]

@daveanthony They may have been IDF, but that doesn't mean none of them were Americans. Which is weird, when you think about it.

[Tim (They Call Me Tojo) Johnson @tojo2000]

@daveanthony One for each term.

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

Open a book and scream into it for fun

[Tim (They Call Me Tojo) Johnson @tojo2000]

@reynoldsgareth What's he the general of?

[Tim (They Call Me Tojo) Johnson @tojo2000]

@mattlieb It really put her over the top in the coveted "people who are Dick Cheney" demo. They're the ones who put him over the top as Dubya's VP pick.

[atra 🇵🇸 @_bilaire]

#ElectionDay big decisions

[Tim (They Call Me Tojo) Johnson @tojo2000]

@jdcmedlock Maybe they were looking for the name of anyone but the two they keep getting bombarded with.

[Tim (They Call Me Tojo) Johnson @tojo2000]

@adamauthor @BoneJail Twitter lost over 30 billion dollars of Elon's investment already. I'll sleep okay okay at night.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

One thing I will absolutely not miss about this cursed era in US politics is the ten consecutive years of "TRUMP IMPLODING! TERRIFIED AND ISOLATED, HE KNOWS HE HAS LOST!!!" headlines.

It's always a setup for a gut-punch. No, he's not going away. No, the party won't abandon him

[Chuck for Texas HD-128 @CrewsforTX]

You must be so proud.

[Tim (They Call Me Tojo) Johnson @tojo2000]

@bdowney

[Dr. Jen Golbeck @jengolbeck]

🧵Next week, you will see people using something called Benford's Law to try to prove election fraud.
⛔️These people are wrong⛔️
I am a scientist who has published on Benford's Law. Let me tell you what it is and why what they are doing is mathematically incorrect. 1/