toj

life is short, eat the donut.

[toj @tojo_youknow3]

my sister was sad that she had never bobbed for apples so mom filled the sink with water and fruit so she could accomplish her goals.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

What a devastating indictment of our country.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[m’kaila🫒🧃 @mkailasobLIVion]

this is what yall voted for btw

[alice @aliceisnotjokes]

getting a tattoo and being told you've sat well is how I imagine dogs feel when they get a little pat on the head

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How “busy you were”
- How many hours you worked

Kronk will remember:
- The poison
- The poison for Kuzco
- The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[chase @_chase_____]

having a sister in the medical field is so funny. she’s like “today i delivered a baby and assisted in a surgery that will fundamentally improve someone’s quality of life” and i’m like “i made a spreadsheet worse than how i found it”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Also in the Alabama ruling on frozen embryos is this:

“Doctors must create just one embryo at a time. Each embryo, no matter how poor its quality, must be transferred. Only one embryo may be transferred at a time. If the cycle fails, the whole process must start all over again.

IVF patients would have to accept the transfer of a single low-quality embryo that is certain to fail—and to do so one embryo at a time. Each transfer requires months’ worth of expensive medication, including injectable, both before and after the procedure. And each failed cycle requires the patient to start all over again. Most states (including Alabama) do not require insurance to cover IVF, and each cycle can cost up to $30,000. This would force patients—the ones who can afford it—to undergo doomed, single-embryo transfers, one by one.”

If you know ANYONE who has been through IVF, you know exactly how fucking cruel this is.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Alabama ruled frozen embryos are children.

Meanwhile, Alabama eliminated its summer food program for children who’ve actually been born.

[toj @tojo_youknow3]

@Sam_it_up 😈

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

there are two types of people in this world: cool people, and people who know goodreads is down right now

[toj @tojo_youknow3]

@Sam_it_up

[toj @tojo_youknow3]

@Sam_it_up

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

replying to an email with more than two sentences

[toj @tojo_youknow3]

@Sam_it_up oh no

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

the fact that we have already had 36 mass shootings in america this year and we're only 23 days into the year is fucking frightening

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up