brayan watuku

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[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Damn

[WekwaChikukwa @tatechikukwa]

Clean money will kill us one day😭🤣

[MMUST @TeacherInocent]

Bro to bro: if her mother is prettier leave her n bag the mother 📌

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

pia sisi Gen z tunafaa kuendea bibi kwao akitoroka??

[pizzy @Citizzy]

the fact that Pep didn't like him will always puzzle me

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

Kenya is not for beginners! A matatu driver and his assistant wamejaa ngori and driven tehir Abirias to the GSU Headquarters Thika Rd after they refused to pay fare. Abiria says assistant driver alisema gari ni 80 wakiingia, then changed it to 100 bob while enroute. They have refused to pay the 100, they have refused to climb down at the GSU HQs, ati warudishwe tao bas mahali waliwatoa wachukue gari ya 80. The hard-eyed and hard-headed Abiria wamesema ati sio hao waliambia watu wa matatu waingizwe boks na serikali warudi kwa barabara. Imebidi tu Kondakta akubali hiyo 80. Awuoro!

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Young mfs are never gonna know this feeling 😭

[MR KIMM™🇰🇪 @MrKimmKE]

Just a reminder: MPESA is the most expensive payment platform in the universe. That's why it hasn't been accepted anywhere on this space rock except Kenya.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

During this rainy season, everyone is urged to exercise extreme caution. Earlier today in Maasai Mara National Reserve, a powerful bull elephant was forced to turn back after attempting to cross the heavily flooded Sand River. The strong current and rising water levels made the crossing too dangerous, even for such a massive animal.

This serves as a clear reminder to all driver guides and visitors that rivers can become extremely unpredictable during the rains. Please approach river crossings carefully and avoid unnecessary risks. Safety should always come first in these conditions.

🎥 Video by Enock Sayagie.

[Amakanji Thomas @AmakanjiThomas]

Kenya sniper Team making the nation PROUD! Emerging position 19 beating the likes of china, Mexico even South Africa-INCREDIBLE guys.

[Dr Penking™ @drpenking]

The Moroccan federation had prepared three buses for a massive parade after the AFCON final: one for the U20s, one for the Arab Cup team, and another for the A team. Pape Gueye ruined everything! 😆

[Lᴀsᴛ Bᴏʀɴ @JbHasheem]

@Neypaul01 Au wakenya walimwambia Tanzania ni miongoni mwa Mikoa ya Kenya tuu akaona asijichoshe 🤔

[Vuvu Videos @VideosVuvu]

it is not clothes, it is the leather of the dead son of the sheep, the white one has no mother, it is to be accepted by the smell.
#videosvuvu #時をかける少女

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Don't you dare blink twice today, Hii Kenya yetu leo kuna vituko. Over there in Nairobi CBD, a young mikora who's a full-time intern at the GoFundMe Tom Mboya street branch was busy working from home on the pavement, pretending his legs were on strike.

After hitting his day's target, the small scammer stood up casually to go deposit the day’s haram collections. When he returned to his workstation, the hard-eyed citizens had already rearranged his office layout. They caught him red-handed and began installing the WiFi of discipline on his legs.

At first the young man tried to act disabled, dragging one leg like an extra from cobra squad. But after strokes increased from 2G to 5G speed, the boy resurrected instantly and shouted, “Eloi Eloi, I’m healed in Jesus name!”

But the public was quick to remind him that Thou shall not call God’s name in vain especially during public participation hours! They then greeted him with a full community spanking package before releasing him to return the field report to his bosses at GoFundMe Headquarters huko Mukuru kwa Ruben.

This reminded me of one incident where my highschool best friend Dennis Koros used to fake illness by just "falling down" alafu akiamka anapewa mkate na chai. One day he was taken to Sigilai facility unconscious.

Kufika huko akapatana na wepesi who were used to such theatrics from the little man, they called the mortuary to come and pick their client. Gafla bin vuu the young man jumped from the examination couch and murifeed back to the school van. Chesaa!!

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Tragic accident in Nakuru: Man dies after jumping in front of trailer in CBD along mache hardware

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

This young Man Robinson a.k.a Malaria who is contesting for Senator Nandi contributed Ksh 500 in a Harambee for an artist's anniversary. Harambee paused and they started Harambee for him, he later walked home with 120K. Lesson: Just show up, presence and confidence is Key.

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Teen’s Halloween costume goes viral after he dresses up as Biggie Smalls. 🔥

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Throwback to when the F1 account put a timer on the lizard at the Singapore GP

[Santi @PeakSxnti]

Somebody need to lock up this Ugandan Saka ffs 😭😭😭😭😭