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Protect your whakapapa

[JB @tokuingoa]

Insinuated that Riverhead was in Auckland to a Riverhead local, I may never be able to return

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

An extreme heatwave with severe intensity and potentially unprecedented duration is about to roast California over the next week.

Sacramento is forecasted to see 5 consecutive days above 109°F. The previous record was 3.

San Jose is forecasted to see 5 straight days above 100°F, tying the all-time record.

Even San Francisco will not be spared from the heatwave, with temperatures potentially climbing into the low 90s on Tuesday and Wednesday in the eastern part of the city.

Redding and the hottest parts of the Central Valley could see 7-10 straight days above 110°F. Redding could hit 117°F on Saturday.

Death Valley is forecasted to see 7 consecutive days of 127+°F, including a high of 129.6°F next Monday, just shy of the highest temperature ever reliably recorded on Earth.

[Peter Dynes @PGDynes]

#Greece continues to bake, 42C in places. Holidays are becoming hazardous. 5 people have been found dead after hiking. Latest case - 74-year-old Dutch tourist. 1 US and 2 French tourists still missing. The new climate will not be kind to those who take risks in it.

[JB @tokuingoa]

Tuesday morning on the moana up Mahurangi

[JB @tokuingoa]

This bnb had a caveat about small kids but come on people..

[JB @tokuingoa]

Might be a personal best

[JB @tokuingoa]

The vacuum cleaner living his best life

[JB @tokuingoa]

Filling the @NiwaWeather CliFlo "on-line" subscription form for historical data, noting there are no kaupapa Māori options in the organisation or affiliation drop down. Dinosaur in a propeller hat.

[JB @tokuingoa]

Smells hot already

[JB @tokuingoa]

@SianChristinaK Making sure they fit well is key to stopping the poonami's. We used flushable liners and installed a bum gun in the bath for wash down.

[JB @tokuingoa]

@mellopuffy @taramcallister4 tautoko

[Scott Hamilton RTM @SikotiHamiltonR]

1/18 Richard Dawkins & his allies have been attacking the idea that Polynesians gained scientific knowledge during their thousands of years exploring the Pacific & settling lands like Aotearoa. Dawkins et al regard such an idea as a 21st C, 'woke' phenomenon. They're badly wrong

[JB @tokuingoa]

@katie_pai Same vibe as the traffic safety deathporn ads, which are by far the scariest thing my kid has seen on youtube/TV

[JB @tokuingoa]

Need a good Sambal recipe

[JB @tokuingoa]

No bread or bottled water at Richmond Road countdown #Gabrielle

[JB @tokuingoa]

Bonus seal poop!

[JB @tokuingoa]

Happy days

[JB @tokuingoa]

Leopard seal looking well rinsed after the storm, I'll check on it with the next tide

[JB @tokuingoa]

@notsailingalone Clearly. Sweat onions without salt?