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[Truth Seeker @employlawone]

A unique opportunity presented by PUR the owners of PIASS...

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

UNILAG and opportunities.

[Funmi Ogundare @oguns_funmi]

https://t.co/xqeMS6S0lI

In my latest interview with Head of UNILAG’s Department of Jurisprudence and International Law, and Professor of Energy, Extractives and Governance Law, Dayo Ayoade, he explains how the pioneering Joint LL.M. programme between his university and the

[Akintola Steve @Akintola_steve]

If you’re preparing for interviews or think you’ll ever be asked, “Tell me about yourself,” you need to watch this.

[Dura,coco money🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[Truth Seeker @employlawone]

Beautiful, movingly so.....God moves in all languages.....

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

Let me state this here.

As one who has practiced in 3 continents...
I have worked with Asian, European, African, American women... and I'm privileged to have attended to thousands of women...

I can tell you there are a whole lot of Asian, European, American women with raised BMI and are even bigger than Nigerian and African women!

Every type of body type you see in Nigerian women are also seen in women of other race!...

Do you know why?

Women pre pregnancy and during pregnancy have different body types!...

No two women are the same. Let's stop body shaming... whether men or women!

[Veronica @Veroluv55]

Anytime I come across her videos, I enjoy it she is doing very well, kudos to her mom😊

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

you have a bsc in economics ma, why is your plan with me to waste my money??

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

We’re solving the Olodo uprising pandemic, one NYSC at a time. That’s our contribution to society.

That’s why @Tunde_OD, @hackSultan and I are launching a ₦250 Million Scholarship Fund to help recent graduates gain real, in-demand tech skills that lead to jobs.

Each successful applicant will receive a ₦160,000 scholarship towards a 9–12 month AltSchool Africa diploma in any course of their choice. Beyond technical training, participants will also receive career support and internship/job opportunities through Jobs59.

We also know that learning without a laptop is a major barrier, so we’ll be providing laptops to a select number of scholarship recipients through an additional application process.

If you know a recent graduate who deserves this opportunity, share this post with them.

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[Oku @oku_yungx]

Train yourself not to become too emotionally attached to anyone because when they stop communicating or stop talking to you, you might not recover from it. Remember, every day people wake up with different feelings.

Remember to stay grounded, build your own happiness and protect your peace above everything else.

[tEE_ @tola_nee]

@oku_yungx Wahala oo😂😂😂

[OLUWAKEMISOLA👑💎 @TheOnlyFarry]

When most graduates will finish and move to Lagos, UNILAG Graduates are already moving abroad😂We already know that we can do more and fly higher.

Access to information, exposure and experience are at the tip of our fingers and we have a great Alumni Network.

UNILAG is HER💯.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

47. COFFEE OR TEA?

[tEE_ @tola_nee]

@oku_yungx Tea

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If you have a smartphone and internet access, you may already have what you need to earn online.
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[Kalabari finest 😋 ✂️ @IbimBoyle]

Google Docs and Google Sheets 😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Harlan Coben is a bastard. Damn!!!

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

Temu did not pay for PR

Its all organic.
Temu delivers and their prices are reasonable

Do you know that clean okrika clothes started selling for 10k, 15k in Abuja? Then new clothes in stores will sell for as high as 100k in some cases

Temu broke that
Now, you don't have to buy okrika which is used and you don't need to pay 100k for a Jean that they got from Temu for 28k or 1688 for 12k

Its all organic
Its not just clothes.
My shoe rack is from Temu. I spent half the price on Temu compared to what a Nigerian vendor told me. HALF! The only problem was I had to wait 2 weeks for free delivery

Even gym equipments on Temu, cheap.
With 1m you will set up you personal gym at home.

They should do Temu for cars and other items since Nigerian sellers do not think 20% margin or 35% margin is reasonable profit. they always want 100% and above

[Demispesh @Demispesh]

Let's get the game started. 😮‍💨

Team Argentina all the way.