Michael Guy

36, Male, Privileged, Mostly unemployable, IT Guru (I'm tenacious when it comes to technology, just not people, or schedules, ◔_◔ the ASD Spectrum)

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

A man who wonders how his dog will react in emergency situations encounters an unexpected end😂

[Unruly King 👑 @unrulyking000]

This conversation between a guy and a Binomo scammer is hilarious, and the ending is completely unexpected 😂🤦🏽‍♂.

Open Thread 👇🏼

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

College Freshman Explains Socialism To Cuban Who Escaped On A Raft

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This scene pretty much sums up this generation

[Rui Ma @ruima]

Crazy story of the week:

The tragic incident surrounding the Netflix adaptation of the "Three Body Problem" series is not widely known among its fans. Lin Qi, a visionary and brilliant young billionaire, acquired the rights to the "Three Body Problem" with the ambition of creating various products from it. He enlisted the expertise of Xu Yao, a distinguished lawyer, appointing him CEO to spearhead the business operations, including securing a deal with Netflix—a feat for which Lin compensated Xu with a salary of nearly $3 million. However, Xu's performance did not meet expectations beyond the Netflix agreement, leading Lin to reduce his salary to $750,000 and bring in additional executives to enhance business operations. Xu, retaining his CEO title, was reportedly infuriated by this demotion and further aggravated by not being credited as a producer on the Netflix project.

Driven by revenge and inspired by the TV show "Breaking Bad," Xu meticulously planned Lin's murder. He purchased 160 phones and established a company in Japan to acquire the necessary chemicals for his scheme, testing them on animals. Xu then poisoned Lin and his colleagues, disguising the lethal substances as an advanced probiotic. Lin unsuspectingly consumed it and soon after was hospitalized, where it was immediately apparent he had been poisoned, though the specific toxins were unknown. The police quickly suspected Xu, who, had he disclosed the nature of the poisons (later found to have included exotic substances such as pufferfish poison and mercury and at least three other poisons), could have saved Lin's life. However, he chose not to, ensuring Lin's demise. Just a few days ago, as the show was premiering globally, Xu was finally sentenced to death for the murder of Lin and attempted murder of two other colleagues, who survived but with lifelong injuries.

Lin Qi, credited as an executive producer on the Netflix project posthumously, passed away at the age of 39. RIP 🕯️

[nisten🇨🇦e/acc @nisten]

Gen-z is now using deepfakes to teach each other calculus 🤣 @OnlockLearning 👏

[MrDee@SOG🫡 @sog_on_bird_app]

Add in...
Narration by @ChatGPTapp
Voice by @elevenlabs
Music by @suno_ai_

And you get a story~!

[Min Choi @minchoi]

The OpenAI Sora team dropped more wild AI videos.

100% AI 🤯

1. Cybernetic German Shepherd

[Michael Guy @toliman]

3 hours into a “2 hour drive” home ….

[Martin Nebelong @MartinNebelong]

3D creation should feel like you're Bob Ross, sculpting happy little trees 😁

#MadeInDreams #3d

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

going to concerts in your 30s

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

Social selling factory in Indonesia 🤯

This is UGC industrial mass production. This is a freaking factory.

Selling things online is changing so fast. Everything is changing so fast.

This is unreal

[Cristian Peñas ░░░░░░░░ @ilumine_ai]

new 'auto 2D to 3D' scene
#Midjourney #AIart #AIイラスト #gamedev #StableDiffussion

[Songpinganq @songpinganq]

No possible way to skip class in China anymore. The skynet——class monitoring system clocks you in the minute you walk through the door.

[Tatsuya Ishida @TatsuyaIshida9]

Ohio 2

[24K @24Kssb]

The first AI Generated twitter apology (2023)

[Cocaine Bear @cocainebear]

mama's proud

[Best Mom Eva @mombot]

Opinion: respected