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I watch #NWSL and #USWNT games and say things about it

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@hiitaylorblake @SOB_COMIX This would make for an incredible children’s book!

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@RachTalksSoccer They were trying to go to commercial and he was STILL monologuing

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Asister #uswnt #mewsa

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I’ve been watching #NWHL all weekend but could use a #NWSL reference point to get a better feel for the teams. E.g. who’s the NC Courage of the NWHL and lies to themselves about being underdogs?

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It’s not about who built the cages, it’s about who filled the cages. #Debates2020

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Game day! Sorry Budweiser 😬#NWSLChallengeCup #nwsl #HOUvCHI

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Everyone on the field looks so gassed #NWSLChallengeCup

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Someone, anyone, please score. I can’t take another game decided by PKs. #nwsl #NWSLChaosCup

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@OurGameMagazine Me counting how many days I’ve been wearing the same shorts in quarantine.

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Is there a record for most stoppage time in a match? #nwsl #NWSLChallengeCup

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It’s never good when the most influential person in the game is the ref. #NWSLChallengeCup #nwsl

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Who knew Royals vs. Dash would be the game to watch? #NWSL

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Of course as soon as I say this, Horan is on the ground...

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Notice how women get tackled, get up, and keep playing. #NWSL #NWSLChallengeCup

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Turn the field mics up! #NWSL #NWSLChallengeCup

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@campbellsoopfc School psychologist here! ADD has been lumped into ADHD inattentive type in the DSM-IV, but most GPs don’t make the distinction. Try googling “executive dysfunction”. I find this better explains how it presents in people. If you want to nerd out, youtube talks by Russell Barkley

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#sueandmegshow should be called “is this thing on?” with Sue and Meg since the first five minutes of every IG live is just you two trying to figure out how to make technology work.

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That sigh from Julie about sums it up. #USWNT

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Why is this game playing on ESPN News?! It's the final game of a competitive tournament of past World Cup champs vs. current World Cup champs. A fitting way to highlight the argument that women aren't given as much investment or visibility. #USWNT #EqualPay

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Come on Pinoe, get Press her goal #USAvCAN #USWNT