UmXhosakazi 😂🌺

isiXhosa Culture Enthusiast. Gamedze. Education. Imbila yaswela umsila ngokuyalezela. ANDIHAMBI NDEDWA! Siyahlek'aph'ekhaya!

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

Guys. Those who have been wanting to read on Beadwork, my Masters Dissertation is online.
Thank me later😉.
Literally the first of its kind❤️

[Evans Msiza @EvansSiphoMsiza]

Ever felt like there’s a sleep in you that needs to be slept, but each time you sleep that sleep doesn’t come?🤔

📍📍📍

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

@Musanathi2 Can I buy online? Yho ngaze ngaphoswa 😓😭

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

Ndinamabele amakhulu yiza ndikuthuthuzele

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣to think that Twitter okes actually mean this

[Disnormal boy 1 @Daveymachaka]

Ke tloba xarp😭👍😤💔💔💔

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

My guy friend went to see a dermatologist. I told him uzophuma neeCeraVe wathi yena uyindoda yomXhosa akanosebenzisa ezo nto. Guess who is with ooCeraVe 😂😂😂

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I’m of the opinion that, even if you were not raised properly, you’re an adult now, you’ve mixed with people.. learn from them at least.

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

3

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

let’s say you’re financially set , how many kids are you having ??

[Ngwenya Nhlanhla @NgwenyaNhla]

Ice Cream imnandi Winter shems.

Like I eat it all year round, a treat, all the time, but in Winter?!

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

@MkhontaLungelo Loook, it did the thing😂😂😂😂oh uSdumo

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

Guysss niwacinga njani la mabali?😂😂😂

[LUNGELO®🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MkhontaLungelo]

Angikho happy ngo Sdumo😭💔🕊🕊🕊
This morning I missed my normal staff taxi that I use to go to work. So I got on this other taxi that came about 5 minutes after mine had passed.

I went straight to the backseat and made myself comfortable by the side of the window. The driver and everyone else inside turned their heads on me as if I'd stolen something. It wasn't that, but it was due to the fact that I sat on Sdumo's seat.

Only 2 seats were left in the taxi, one just behind the driver's seat and one at the back where I sat.

This other lady started to tell me how angry Sdumo would be if he found me on his seat, and all the other people including the driver started convincing me to move before he came in so to avoid chaos but I didn't succumb to the pressure.

We continued to wait for Sdumo for 3 more minutes, then he arrived, Sdumo is an unruly 7 year old primary school kid😭💔

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

Guys, we have a pandemic.

What is this pyjama day in schools?

Guysss😭😭😭

[Cody @Obii_cubana_ZSN]

NO DNA needed, that's his father 🤣🤣

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

Such a happy kid

[Cody @Obii_cubana_ZSN]

NO DNA needed, that's his father 🤣🤣

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

AmaXhosa are removing artchar. 🤣

[Mlungisi Ntshangase @Mlu__N77]

Remove one food item here……

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

Guyzzzzz😭😭

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

Comments??? 😭😭.

[Bonga @_Bonga]

Go to school kids. It will take you far. Always

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

@IvynSambo @Pilot_Mangesi Where do we go now?

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Normalize praying before embarking on journeys. Long or short. Leaving your house and returning safely is a blessing.

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

@kuttloanoo Woolies will last you 2 weeks refrigerated. Spar thinks that’s AI.
Spar is creamy. Woolies has that too.
So yes, woolies then spar.
Bonnita has long lost the case

[UmXhosakazi 😂🌺 @tollysilo]

@PILLAY_CGLM @MandaMpemvukazi She said this on her radio 2000 interview yesterday 😍😍😍I’ve been longing to see such a tweet. Beautiful