Mr Thomnus

Naughty.

[Mr Thomnus @tom_coombes]

@SouthernRailUK you feckless cunts just cancelling a train that had no reason to be cancelled. You’re a fucking service not a business, we know you did it because it was quiet and you saved a few bob not running it. Wankers.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

We have a government that doesn’t use public transport, they access private healthcare and their children are in private education. They claim expenses for everything from heating to furnishing and paying for a second home. They might as well live on a different planet to us

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I have now paid more in fixed penalty fines than my wife has paid in tax.

[Mr Thomnus @tom_coombes]

Just fuck starmer off and be leader then PM please

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Absolutely not under any circumstances.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

This you?

[Mr Thomnus @tom_coombes]

Neapolitans in absolute shambles

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the saddest thing is when you visit a city that’s not new york or chicago and they’re like “we also have a distinctive pizza style!”

[✨ Sarah ⚡️ @CrystalHenley]

Handy guide…..

[Mr Thomnus @tom_coombes]

My brothers in Christ @TfL can you sort out the 106 please for god’s sake

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

Security then quickly escorted the rainbow from the stadium.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

What a man that Ben Stokes is. He can have a cup of tea round mine any day he fancies.

[Matthew Taylor 🔶 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @mat8iou]

Next time you hear a UK home secretary or the right wing media claiming that we take on more than our fair share of asylum seekers, remember this graph.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Firing and rehiring Suella Braverman in the space of a week like those P&O workers shows that in the Tory party, we live our values.

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[Conor Pope @Conorpope]

George Canning rn

[Ivor Baddiel @Ivorbaddiel]

Illegal vigil. Tomorrow night, warehouse near Gatwick. Details to follow.

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

having an aneurysm at this

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

New. Pork. Markets. https://t.co/N7r6RWr3Uw

[Pilot Light @PilotLightYeah]

You have to beat this to watch Arctic Monkeys at Reading