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my eyes see oppenheimer

[Keyan Carlile @KeyanCarlile]

On Friday I got 36 spam calls with an identical A.I. voicemail about health insurance. But I just discovered that one of them didn't play the auto-voicemail, and I shit you not, I got to hear several men in a call center having a spirited discussion about Toy Story 3.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Hey Boss, I can’t make it in to work today after seeing The Odyssey in 4DX.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This might be the craziest animal fact i’ve ever learned

[k @fraudcinephile]

meanwhile my pictures look like this

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

when you ordering pizza and the broke homie say “get some wings too”

[c @rayofvenuss]

Ik we make the “this is like watching the Mona Lisa being painted” joke a lot but bro…….. omg

[ana @bennetlupin]

passei umas 3x por esse post, mas ignorei achando que era só uma foto legal. agora fui prestar atenção na legenda e É UM DESENHO!!!!

[jess @artinventcr]

No Twitter, Tom Holland isn’t a bad actor just because he’s not screaming and crying in a scene where he’s not supposed to scream and cry

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

John Leguizamo says voicing Sid in the ‘Ice Age’ franchise paid his bills, bought him two houses, and covered his children’s college education.

[Chigozie Obi @ChigozieObi_]

Zeus is the villain in every story he’s in

[jace ꕤ ☁️ @skyylike92]

Just started writing this song what do we think

[brine walsh @BrineWalsh]

“dont listen to the sirens odysseyus” Excuse me dont listen to women?

[josh @lee94josh]

if you stay ready you never have to get ready

[k @ysljennii]

mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

I am deeply appalled and angry to see “Firework” used on the @WhiteHouse TikTok account as a backing track for video footage of military strikes. I did not approve this, I was not asked, and I absolutely do not condone it.

I wrote this song to be an anthem of hope, healing, and inner strength for people going through their darkest personal moments. To see a message of self-worth and upliftment weaponized to soundtrack destruction and violence is a complete violation of everything my song stands for.

My music is for bringing people together, not celebrating warfare.

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

ask these questions now before it’s gone in 50 years

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

Imagine fleeing from 9/11 while wearing this

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

unfortunately unwoke vocal stim

[moonlightqueen @lolis_anita]

She literally told Antinous about Penelope undoing the weavers and she caught them talking when Telemachus came home yall are slow omg