X-Tom formerly known as Tom

Weird but fuckin' beautiful.

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

I’m out of here. Posting again on FB. May still reply.

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

@CocaColaCo_ca You need to reformulate from aspartame to sucralose, like yesterday.

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

Every word out of Mirage’s mouth is exactly what a G1 Jazz would have said. #bitter #Transformers #RiseOfTheBeasts

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

@CBCRadioActive

[Fel @feltheleb]

Diogenes running up to Plato holding a Big Mac, “Behold! A cake!”

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

Collision! West Henday southbound right before the Whitemud turn off. Stay left #yegtraffic @CBCRadioActive

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

@MarkConnollyCBC Before we had MuchMusic, we had Video Hits! We were rushing home after school to catch this show.

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

Suddenly, 5” looks huge.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Zoey. She was just honored by Guinness World Records as having the world's longest tongue, at a very impressive five inches. It literally doesn't fit in her mouth... and never has. 14/10

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

The Girl's lawnmower battery died over winter. I gave my @gwtoolscanada Twin Force mower to her. She likes it because it so light compared to her steel and NiMH? battery mower. Now I can justifiably order a new 20" 40V mower for myself.

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

@beadedchickadee I stopped posting on Facebook when it was a trash fire. Now I stopped posting on Twitter because it’s a house fire. Back on Facebook for now.

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

@FFanatic777 This reverse image has unreasonably annoyed me for years

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

That last episode of #PicardSeason3 took me back to 1987. Nerding out with the @UAlberta Star Trek Club. Will there be an Enterprise-D flyby on the title shot next week?

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

Is that Lizzo? #TheMandalorian

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

@MarkConnollyCBC @sugared_spiced use to make a bacon and chocolate chip cookie that I still think about…

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

Superior Klingon technology 😂 #PicardSeason3

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

Where are you, @Roku remote! Come back!

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

I love this place @KazokuEdmonton #yegfood

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

I’m really liking this #PicardSeason3

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

Semi jackknifed and closed the road out of Jasper. I’m spending the night here. Oh no!

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

I said a lot of 早上好 to them.

[X-Tom formerly known as Tom @tom_lam]

Got a ticket call to be at merchant location in Londonderry Mall at 8. Mall doesn’t open until 10. There’s no on here but a lot of elderly Asian mall walkers.