Tom Malin

Retired US expat, from Philly, living in the UK. Democrat. Love me, love my dogs.

[Tom Malin @tom_malin13]

@MadScientistFF https://t.co/71QSKMUTEk

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

I think they should paint a rainbow flag on the bottom of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

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@UnrealBluegrass @Kristinartz Right. Good luck with that.

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@lembitopik Are you talking from the bit between the cheeks???

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@GenoVeno73 @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/jVnMiXnCLe

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@deb41653 @GenoVeno73 @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/jVnMiXnCLe

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@BuzzPatterson @RealDeanCain Because an ambulance ride, and hospital stay, would have bankrupted him. Be grateful for the NHS.

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@ThrillaRilla369 No.

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@RobertaFresque2 True story. Last one was 6th grade which took a funny turn. While smacking my face she suddenly turned pale and began to vomit. Left the classroom and fell down the stairs, breaking her ankle. Died of a heart attack two days later in hospital. Never got hit again.

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.

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@horrormuseum Mike, I guess.

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@SarahForRuncorn Are you really that stupid???

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@MAGAVoice This would be preferable.

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@end3of6days9 Run Joey Run https://t.co/FdK2jEM1v4

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@RossyPrime Your loss.

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@ebcinpa I So remember this.

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@realphilhendrie Looking for Dumdf*cks? Check your mirror.

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@dsilver88 I envy you.

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@Shirley82829043 Thank you Shirley.

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@PlantRobinson Why do women wear makeup? Everyone wants to feel good about their selves. Live and let live.

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@MartinTweats Ironically, absolute statements are always wrong. Like this one.