Tom Mule

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing, Moderation is for Coward's💨💫
✨21st Feb🎁🍻✨
I'm a lover💕
I'm a fighter🔥

[Nick Fox @thefox]

Google Search broke all prior usage records and saw its highest usage in history right after Argentina scored their winning goal in yesterday’s match! 🤯 Great to see the global excitement for the World Cup... can't wait for the semis and final!

[Tom Mule @tom_mule]

@claudeai What good does it do though???

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@mbiti_mwondi Kanyaga stool uangalie tena

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@SirmuelBlue @FabrizioRomano It was credited as an own goal

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@Tickmill Are your services available in Kenya?

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@Kaphra @mojaexpressway It’s super crazy today

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@Kaaiii29 @Boluwatiiffee @grok Goals in six world cups but hasn’t won any???😂😂 pathetic

[Mod @CFCMods]

Give me freedom, give me fire, give me Uzbekistan or I’ll retire

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

I'm trying to imagine my mother being shown a video of me being beaten by my woman for cheating, while she's asking me, "Kwani hautosheki?"

Then my mother pauses the video, removes her glasses, rewinds it, and watches it again just to confirm that the man receiving "ngundi" like free government fertilizer is indeed her son.

Now imagine my friends visiting me in hospital.

Not because I was robbed.
Not because I was involved in an accident.

But because I was beaten for cheating.

"Pole sana bro."

"How many stitches?"

"One woman or a coalition government?"

The worst part is explaining how I got the injuries.

Doctor: "What happened?"
Me: "Domestic misunderstanding."
Doctor: "Who won?"
Me: "...she did."

At that point even the village elders will refuse to hear my case.

Where will I bury my head?

Not in sand.
Not underground.

I will need a whole quarry to disappear permanently.

[Elias @utd_elius]

"Pass to Ronaldo"

The current Ronaldo 👇🏾 😂

[Tom Mule @tom_mule]

@isaacmuini11 @Gitz__ What’s their handle?

[Vikram @Vikram10729557]

Divided by species United by problem 😂

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@Stat_doser @glennotiende @CBKKenya @NCBABankKenya Huwa unareason na hii akili ukiruka barabara???

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@DaleJohnsonBBC Yeah…. Let’s pretend this didn’t happen

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@NateImhim @mungeme1 Ni mgani huyo??? Ni ile straddle AI bot?

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@MOH_Kenya #ImpeachRuto !!!! Hiyo ingine ni stories tu

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@citizentvkenya Kindly citizen TV, respect your viewers… there’s no need to bring such ignorant, un-informed characters to tv

[Tom Mule @tom_mule]

@WhiteHouse Honestly America, this is some Homelander kinda messed up b@llsh!t going on…

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@HonAdenDuale @WilliamsRuto Sasa next you’ll thank Kasongo for the sun shining 🤦🏽