TomHanksPants

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Perhaps we judge Emirates faithful harshly. The famous silence isn't lack of passion, but collective mourning. Who could possibly summon songs witnessing such turgid, cynical anti-football - glacial, joyless set piece containment, masquerading as the beautiful game?
#UCL
#PSGARS

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@villareport Please, please try to explain to me why Sancho is starting and staying on the pitch. There must be something I'm missing. What is it?

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Sancho is still on the pitch because .........🤷🏽

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I'd get Buendia on.

He's been a bit shit recently - but at least he looks like he gives a fuck.

Get Sancho off.

Or... Watkins on Sancho off.

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To be fair we can't criticise any of our shots on goal.

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@villareport My underwear, if I was one of the players, Unai must be going proper fucking mental.

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@avfc_stef We have 11 players?

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This ref is dog shit.

But this team is absolutely disgraceful.

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Spurs completely deserve the lead.

This is absolutely appalling from Villa.

It's embarrassing.

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Someone please explain to me what you think Emery sees in Bailey to justify him even being in the squad.

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@danbardell You know football.

Is George Wheah's dad Jadon Sancho's uncle?

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Is Alysson real, or did I imagine him?

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Did Tammy call Unai a cunt on his debut or something?

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@tommysfyne Buendia was dreadful.

Bailey is absolutely baffling.

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Tonight

Torres - fucking dreadful
Onana - dreadful
Watkins - dreadful

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@AVFCStatto LFC audition failed

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@FrankieMaguire A lot of them pretend that Leicester is their 'real' derby. It should be. It isn't. They are still absolutely obsessed with Villa.

Mention that day and they immediately say "Bradford relegated us, not Villa" before you've said anything about relegation.

The fannies.

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What happens if #NUFC is mentioned on #Sky and someone forgets to say how special and different and exceptional and different and special and differently their fans love the team more than any other fans in a special, different special way?

Do they turn to pumpkins?

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@AVFCMarkM I'm with you.

I fear this is part of NSWE realising the game is so rigged there is no point trying.

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@villareport Better than the last 3 games.