eddie: i unironically love church wine
dustin: that reminds me the only time i went to church they told me the wine was jesus blood and the crackers were his skin and it made me cry and traumatized me forever
eddie: every time steve sends a pic it’s a happy pride month for me i love my wife
also eddie: every time robin sends a pic it’s a happy father’s day for me i love my son
mike: there’s a small rodent sleeping in my frontal lobe
mike: one day he’ll evolve into a human<3 one day
mike: i think i’m destined to die in a not normal way
mike: guys i screamed along to panic at the disco earlier what does this mean
steve: ur a dirty queer
eddie: steve that was so out of pocket
steve: sorry that was out of pocket 😔 i love gay people ❤️
steve: i wanna shake you lovingly like a little snow globe !!
eddie: my head moves abnormally loosely when i am shaken… im like a ragdoll less doll more rag
mike: i’ll shake you.
eddie: i think that i am a puppet, i’m pinocchio but instead of a real boy im a real bitch
eddie: … and thats how i found out i have a fear of butterflies
steve: omg eddie you know what i’m kinda afraid of flying things
eddie: omg we have so much in common 😏
robin: ok now kiss
steve: i’m terrified of birds the most though
robin: i like women but women don’t like me
steve: well robin i think you’re the biggest catch ever
eddie: ROBIN URE SO HOT AND ATTRACTIVE AND FUNNY AND COOL AND SMART AND YASSSSSS
eddie: we should tour canadian maritime museums
steve: wtf is that eddie
steve: sounds romantic 🥰
eddie: water themed museums
steve: can we cosplay fisherman?
eddie: u be moby ill be dick