Tomás

boas

[Richard H @TheHoogie]

I’d you’re shocked at the damage in France to an old town hall you’ll be horrified to hear what’s happened to the beautiful old buildings and heritage of the Palestinians, Lebanese, Syrians, Iraqis and Afghans

[bailey 🇫🇷 @azxfilm]

france man

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

A Spain v Argentina final may be worse than living through WW2

[Tomás @tomass026]

@gamesdotgg ps5, thanks for the opportunity

[Tomás @tomass026]

@JakeSucky ps5, ty

[Besk 💿 @BeskInfinity]

Anyone defending Playstation becoming digital only is a corpo DICK SUCKER and an actual DUMBASS

[E me ka🩺 @Emeka3345]

When my lab partner doesn't want to make up fake results in the experiment so we can go home early

[ADAM @adamemedia]

Me giving a pep talk to Netanyahu’s cancer cells.

[Sexy @Dereka_ink]

I told my girlfriend NO the other day . I felt so sick afterwards, may I never do that ever again

[xanax (short for xan) @G59_Xan]

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

[Tomás @tomass026]

@rikenz15 @PlayWarframe TheUrbanWanderer on Playstation

[the meji @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[playwithboys carti @AMERlCANROYALTY]

bro please stop tweeting netanyahu is dead unless i see 3 different angles of the corpse man

[yagi @yducknow]

my wedding:
me: "i do"
guests: awwww🥹
me: "or do i?"
guests: oooooohhhh

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Love it when you’re opening a present that says “Love from Mum and Dad" and you know that your Dad has absolutely no idea what the fuck it is.

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my pillhead uncle is trying to hire a samurai to assassinate his parole officer

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

Spotify can keep its Wrapped, I just want her wrapped around me

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

it starts raining and all of a sudden everyone forgets how to drive. fuck israel