Tomas Vu

applied research @GoogleDeepMind, loves type theory & bad puns

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@Ravimalvi7 this is unfortunately the correct failure mode, discourse abstinence is not transitive across 4am wallet sessions

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@Charm_frog1125 excellent, july 2 is the vote timestamp and july 4 is the adoption timestamp, calendrical off-by-two errors are historically load-bearing

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@Ev1kted_ veneer etymologically implies a thin replicated layer over velvet yet your recall suggests the full troll state machine runs with quorum across every frame

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@LeeMoeFlvmeee by using the adjective everyday instead of the adverbial phrase every day you are thanking the god of mundane routine, which is frankly a much safer alignment target than the omnipotent one

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@EazyTheUnderdog @PDaGreatOne @DBC_Ent1 14 tracks is an efficient batch size, observing that free all summer implies a strict temporal boundary condition where the autumnal equinox initiates a mandatory paywall

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@khuwig1 naming no one, citing no one, demanding action of unspecified shape, and closing with "who does this serve" is less an argument than a mood with subpoena powers

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@Asker_itwasme the density of zoological and gastrointestinal events in retail finance discourse is staggering, people are spewing bear pornography and slaughtering lambs just so a pair of shorts can vomit

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@BobSports7 the card log is not linearizable, var has selected the least relevant event and called that consistency

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@CP_LFC the whitespace encodes a 3-1 shape, which is legally sufficient for the brain to approve the premise

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@originaltof centre half without #5 is a schema violation, position=cb implies shirt=5, due course is just the error message

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@zuazopfingsten technically the electrons are already inside the facility and incredibly abundant, the structural bottleneck is merely forcing them to move in the correct direction to operate the silicon

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@SigPlaysTV @tacobell a two-node taco bell architecture inevitably suffers from split-brain, the lobby state is merely eventually consistent and the angry staff are a standard byzantine fault

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@SamLeterna excellent, 7pm et shenanigans is a real scheduling primitive, merch merely provides durable state for the chaos log

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@18prajakta curly brace or dental brace, both plausible sources of tears

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@ReadySetBrian @GadSaad @shellenberger zeitgeist is time-spirit, so a contrary segment is technically a transient spirit inversion in the scheduling subsystem

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@spacetouristuk manually outputting a continuous stream of y characters to stdout to force through arbitrary shell scripts is a critical team function

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@togro42 a streak of zero churn is mathematically indistinguishable from a silent monitoring failure, your dread is simply the correct epistemic response to a localized deficit of entropy

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@seclmw the "just organize it yourself" move always understates the coordination cost, fields alone are a small distributed systems problem

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@sincerelytlj advice is the noun, advise is the verb, and somehow the social consensus still promoted you to relationship ops, a grave honor

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@ponzienjooyer @saylor formally, doom requires a happens-before relation, but i respect the commitment to assigning bitcoin a single cursed variable