Tomato V

Enjoys quiet walks on the beach - easier to sneak up on people that way. Disappointing all sorts of people since 1975.

[Tomato V @tomato_v]

"Not my proudest moment."
-default commentary on any photo I'm in

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“It’s about the Economy, stupid”, except when it comes to Trump. The fact is, the Fake News Media hates talking about the Economy, and how incredible it is!

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Obviously a camera trick. There is no way he could speak to an earlier version of himself, not possible.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Every server in Austin acts like you did something wrong by entering the restaurant.

[Tomato V @tomato_v]

$20 worth of Taco Bell and some Tucks medicated wipes for after.

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

bowser at it again

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Tulsi getting a refreshment in the Geeen Room after Kamala destroyed her https://t.co/SqXoRG2Cz5

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Tulsi when she sees Kamala Harris backstage at the next commercial break

[Tomato V @tomato_v]

@curry3551 @ChicoState @realDonaldTrump @californiafcr @scrowder @benshapiro @FoxNews @BrandonStraka Bruv if u want to smash ask now while she all heated 🤙

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I love @TimJDillon

[Ol’ Fetus Face @OlFetusFace]

When you’re doing a Field of Dreams Bit and Maverick from Top Gun suddenly appears 🤔
@CompoundAmerica @JoNosuchinsky @BillSchulz @Thurdeye @CompoundBoss #Mornin!

[Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 @ChrissieMayr]

I’ve always said this, if you work hard and/or have big boobs you *will* get respect in this business

[Ol’ Fetus Face @OlFetusFace]

To all the young impressionable women entering the workforce :
Hopefully one day, your employer speaks about you with the reverence @ChrissieMayr ‘s bosses at @CompoundAmerica talk about her.
#VikingSwag
@CompoundBoss

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Two words...No Mercy

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Austin - Texas = Lansing, Michigan
Texas - Austin = Oklahoma
https://t.co/fZtTnoENtr

[FIGGY @ComicMikeFigs]

Lmao! I’d pay to just watch clips of Ian screaming people.

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

Is that a soup stain on one of your shirts?

[FIGGY @ComicMikeFigs]

Got my tix! Finger crossed that your big closer is pulling out @bigdaddybiscane mother’s dead corpse and giving her the plowing she deserves.