tom

all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits, insta: tom.axil

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[tom @tomaxil]

this is what I imagine the role of the cuck is

[Beyoncé Access @beyonceaccess]

BEYONCÉ HAS ARRIVED #MetGala

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[tom @tomaxil]

this may be one of the best new music Fridays in a while

[tom @tomaxil]

dear @LNER please unblock Dropbox on your WiFi network I need it to work, thanks xx

[tom @tomaxil]

💞💞💞

[Grindr @Grindr]

it's my anniversary, funniest grindr screenshots get unlimited

[tom @tomaxil]

this app will be the death of me

[zosia nolastname shady facts @MlLLSISM]

we used to be a proper country

[tom @tomaxil]

@finniethep00h this showing up as a notification on my phone wasn’t on the st Patrick’s day bingo card

[tom @tomaxil]

is there anything better than a cheeky episode of can’t pay we’ll take it away

[tom @tomaxil]

@fin_jen22 https://t.co/VSi9hFeocA

[tom @tomaxil]

@fin_jen22 this is when you buck your leg like a horse and the problem is solved, or piss on them

[tom @tomaxil]

@RubyBoyDrag i am filing a defamation suit

[tom @tomaxil]

@kadeytheedollx Bias x

[tom @tomaxil]

everytime a man calls me out for half swiping I get the ick instantly

[reb @haghearted]

trans person: i'm trans

the plurbs: ok :)

the lesbian you try to ignore: To my 12 fellow survivors-

[tom @tomaxil]

im obsessed with pluribus, what HDP did they put in this show to make it so addictive

[manuel🐾 @opokuuuuu]

Carol finding out there's a whole group chat without her #pluribus