Tom B

No grey rabbit
Don't know Robbie Coltrane
Don't watch soaps
Can play penny whistle a bit with the music
Sang on stage for charity
Met a Bay City Roller

[Tom B @TomBatnumber30]

@DarthPutinKGB I thought it was illegal under the Russian constitution.

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@AbbeyReady2read Hi

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@Amazon.co.uk I'm trying to go through the small claims court to get a refund from yourselves as your company doesn't seem to understand UK law. Can you please provide me with your official email address. Thanks

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@AmazonHelp Can you please inform me of the best method of contacting yourselves regarding dispute resolution. The link on your website to the Dispute resolution page no longer goes to a valid page. Thank-you

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Happy destroyed franchise day everyone.

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@vizcomic Whenever I get a 'have you had an accident phone call'. I ask if that was the one with the lorry with the read paint and the lorry with the blue. The punchline is the the drivers were marooned. Often they hang up before that though.

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@mfa_russia But it’s not a war - it’s just a Special Financial Operation

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@DarthPutinKGB Yeh the poor deluded fool presumed that Putin always told the truth.

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@mfa_russia But not as hostile as attacking a neighbouring country. A bit of perspective might be in order.

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@mfa_russia @mod_russia Here’s an alternative - stop bombing the fuck out of people.

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@mfa_russia @RusembUkraine @RF_OSCE @EUinRussia @EUOSCE @EUCouncil @EUCouncilPress @natomission_ru @NATO @RusEmbUSA @RussianEmbassy So you invaded them because of that. Bit overkill don’t you think. Why not just come out and admit that Putin wanted to recreate Czarist Russia.

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@almurray @PrincesTheatre Does the reply involve the phrase ‘Putin’s arse’?

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@mfa_russia @RusEmbUSA @StateDept @eDipAtState @RussianEmbassy @AmbRusFrance @francediplo_EN @Rusembchina @MFA_China @Chinamission2un @RussiaUN You do realise that Ukraine had nuclear weapons and gave them up as part of a treaty in which Russia promised to ensure Ukrainian territorial integrity. How’s that treaty going ya piles of shite.

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@mfa_russia @RusEmbUSA @RussianEmbassy @RusMission_EU @eu_eeas @EUinRussia @embaixadarussa @natomission_ru @RusBotschaft @AmbRusFrance @mission_russian Whereas invading Ukraine encourages them to take part in global culture, science and sports? FFS civilisational crisis - the crisis is Russia’s attempt to destroy Ukraine - ya bawbags.

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@mfa_russia @RT_com @SputnikInt @rianru @tass_agency @RusEmbUSA @RussianEmbassy @RusMission_EU @eu_eeas @EUinRussia @RussiaUN Whereas Russia is locking up school children for expressing their point of view.

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@mfa_russia @UN @RussiaUN @mission_rf @UN_Vienna @UNGeneva @mission_russian @RusEmbSriLanka @Rusembchina @RusEmbassyMinsk @Rfembkazakhstan Yeh Syria allowed you to carpet bomb one of their cities out of existence, so it is hardly surprising that they won’t object to you doing the same to one in a different country. #fuckPutin

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@mfa_russia @RusembUkraine @MFA_Ukraine @OSCE_SMM @RusEmbUSA @RussianEmbassy @EUinRussia @RF_OSCE @eu_eeas @RusMission_EU @natomission_ru You do realise that the President of Ukraine is Jewish which makes your anti-Semitism nonsense a big pile of steaming poo.

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@mission_russian @mfa_russia @ODA_Geneva So Putin’s end. Bunker with a gun or on trial for war crimes?

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@mfa_russia Just fuck off

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@elonmusk When I was computer contracting, the name of my company was Macrohard because that was the exact opposite of microsoft.