Thomas Wade

Writer and comedian. Find everything on the website:

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Watch my Fringe show, Robe Warrior. Now free on Youtube https://t.co/8CRBvCLdQh

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@nogodsnomayors I don't know if you could get a full episode out of our mayor bit you probably could out of the whole shitshow that is whittlesea council https://t.co/lXd2JbpQtc

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@DolphinGarage Here's where the phrase 'Fastest Mario' comes from. The whole thread is a trip to read. Hope this helps you elevate sexual archetypes in the marketplace: https://t.co/XnbQy11FLh

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@YouTube Dr Selfridge's channel has been hacked and used to spruik crypto. You should do something about it https://t.co/1hqRoWPF8g

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Here's another one

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@miniondeathcult Latest episode inspired me to make this

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Just streamed the Shot in the Dark demo. I really like what @PossumHGames are doing: https://t.co/pywzL9J3qG

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Capitol. Why do they spell it like that?

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Why did this have to happen after my Chapo for the week?

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A house divided cannot pog

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This year has been a year. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise

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Ah yes, the big

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Don't buy things for yourself during these Black Friday sales. Gift all your friends a hentai game on Steam so everyone thinks they're horny

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Has anyone ever enabled notifications on a website before?

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I wish I was the protagonist of a 70s French film; smoke directly into your typewriter, fuck everyone but who you're married to, get paid a living wage as a journalist covering a union strike.

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I live in paiCarlyin but the iCarly is silent

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“The turtle entered a dust road and jerked itself along, drawing a wavy shallow trench in The Grapes of Wrath with its shell.”