Tom Burchell 💙

Freelance Composer/Sound Designer. (The Times, Tortoise et al. Ex-BBC)

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@C_Small_ @alysdenby No one can find any provable Scots or Irish roots for him. Apart from a tenuous one from the 17th Century. So to call him ‘Scots’…

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@alexL_E_I @dank_ackroyd Read these headlines again but in the style of Morrissey singing.

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@SopranosFan84 @TheGriftReport Came to the comments to see if anyone had written this and wasn’t disappointed.

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@ThatEricAlper Doesn’t say ‘Don’t turn it off’ though does it says the pedant.

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@anon_opin That sounds well weapon.

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@robert_heath @4Muh_Ninjas @DrNeilStone The form of the therapy is relevant because with pancreatic cancer there’s also a high chance the patient has stomach complications too which mean you can’t necessarily digest it in pill form or at least can’t get the full effect of it. For those who can digest it, then great…

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@dank_ackroyd Makes me think of the Paul Young song ‘Wherever I Lay Mahat (That’s Ma Gandhi)’

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@fesshole When you get arrested will you hire him as your barista?

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@fesshole What a palaver. Sorry, pavlova.

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@Ruthyrambles @JuwayriyyahAlam He’s not a real judge though is he?

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@GrumpyOldRick Have you tried to get on a plane with a utility bill for ID, Rick?

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@fesshole Malibu has neither vodka nor milk in it…? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@BonerWizard What’s 26 years between friends?

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@dank_ackroyd Headline says: An AI pic! Even says it’s about anal.

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@bensoncatherine @dank_ackroyd They say Damon Hill now.

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@alexandrakuri Is this the name of an indie band?

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@BBCWorld Italy has been a republic since 1946.

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@ThatEricAlper Kneecap.

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@CountBinface A bunch.

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@indianloonie No one mentioning Moulin Rouge…?