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sneakerhead & software developer

[omg! ubuntu @omgubuntu]

Dell Puts #Ubuntu Laptop Front and Centre at #CES2020 https://t.co/KcGyqFX7JZ

[Tim Cook Parody @TimothyCookothy]

Merry Christmas. If you're opening an Android as a gift, we can recycle it for you at the Apple Store.

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

Live look at the Adobe software quality assurance team: #ItJustWorks

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

I'm glad there are still some people that take cross browser compatibility seriously

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Was searching for calculator project in github. Saw this. It belongs to here.

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

“How do I buy movies on my iPhone?”

“You buy them in the iTunes Store.”

“I thought Apple got rid of iTunes…”

“They did.”

“Can I buy movies on my Mac?”

“Yeah, in the Apple TV app.”

“But there is an Apple TV app on my iPhone, too…”

“You can kind of buy movies there also…”

[Marcin Krzyzanowski @krzyzanowskim]

Adobe Photoshop is smaller than Facebook Messenger. One is a rather sophisticated tool, another is a chat app.

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

Is 1920 x 1080 Place Holder a good movie @PrimeVideo? 🤔

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

🤔 @AppleMusic @tim_cook

[тσм. @tomcfk]

Wenn man hier im Ausland €1,99 pro 100KB (KB!) zahlt, und man würde 1h ein 1080p @YouTube Video ansehen, würde man (1,99€*10*27,61MB*60min) €32966 zahlen. 🤨 Warum ist das so extremst teuer? @A1Telekom

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Training the AI

[kitze the 🐐 @thekitze]

Lmao Windows fanboys in my mentions need to solve this captcha before I reply 😂

[kitze the 🐐 @thekitze]

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I'm using Windows 10 to test some of my apps and holy. fuck. It's so much behind macOS it's not even funny.

I'm not even talking about webdev, just general usage. And don't get me started on hardware.

Quick notes:

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Never interrupt a programmer

[John Sundell @johnsundell]

Converting between String and Data in Swift like a non-optional boss! 😀

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Java java java

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

classic

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Nothing special, just a regular Java IDE.

[Paul Hudson @twostraws]

Feeling a little cold? Just put these two lines into any Xcode project and your Mac will heat up your room in no time thanks to Swift maxing out the CPU.