Tom Cunneff

My best tweets are on the golf course.

[Tom Cunneff @tomcunneff]

@PGATOUR Scheffler had to mark his ball in the bunker and then stuck it his pocket, thereby cleaning it. Isn’t that a penalty?

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@PGATOUR Scheffler had to mark his ball in the bunker and then stuck it his pocket, thereby cleaning it. Isn’t that a penalty?

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@ItsBristolBaby @Braves @Reds @MLB The apostrophe is going the wrong way. It should look like this, ’25, not this, ‘25.

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Hey, @TODAYshow – You bumpered a recap of SNL’s 50th to air at 7:40 and instead we get ‘Inside Doug’s Viral Winter Party.’ What the heck?

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@ReillyRick How anyone believes anything that guy says is a mystery. As someone wrote, “Every word out of his mouth is a lie, even ‘and’ and ‘the.’”

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@HunterMahan He’s like the boy who cried wolf once too often. Does anyone believe anything that comes out his ass, er, mouth?

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@peacock Why are you showing Coco Gauff easily beating a no-name player when two 🐐s, Rafa and Novak, are playing playing perhaps their final match? Are you kidding me?!

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@ReillyRick That putting stoke is shakier than a bowl of Jello in an earthquake. 🫨🫨🫨

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@elonmusk As a @Tesla owner, I’m very proud of the new sustainability report, so how can you back a climate-change denier and anti-EV person like Trump?

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@alexpodlogar @PinehurstResort @usopengolf Thanks for posting, Alex. Been thinking about Shane all week.

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What the hell is going on with @TigerWoods’ right shoulder in this @GolfballsDotCom commercial? Wrong answers only.

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.@TheOpen host Royal Liverpool is not on my @SI_Golf ranking of the Top 10 Royal Golf Clubs. In fact, the No. 1 club isn’t even in the UK.
@SInow @macphersongolf

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It’s worth noting that on this date in 1966 the National and American Football Leagues announced a merger to take effect in 1970, and that didn’t turn out too bad! @PGATOUR @livgolf_league @NFL

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@elkpga Do you think BK should be penalized two strokes for his caddie sharing club info on 15 Friday with Gary Woodland’s caddie?

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Maybe they’re all @TAMU or @sammy_golf24243 fans? 🤷🏻‍♂️ #themasters

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Check out the faces of these diehard ⁦@TheMasters⁩ fans behind Sam Bennett on the sixth. #masterstournament

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This is hysterical. @livgolf_league you’ve jumped the shark.

[Matt McCarthy 🇺🇸 @ProfOnX]

Is that guy peeing? Wtf @livgolf_league @ColtKnost @thesleezyman #golf #golfer #peegate

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@NotProfMcCarthy @livgolf_league @ColtKnost @thesleezyman Funniest thing I’ve ever seen in golf!

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@RonFilipkowski How anyone can take this con man seriously is the biggest mystery of our age.

[Tom Cunneff @tomcunneff]

Going through the new @PGATOUR app, I was able to select Sam Snead as one of my favs! Can’t wait to see how he does! 🤣