Tom Jenkinson

whaddya hear
whaddya say

[The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan @DawnHFoster]

Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a “racist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

yes

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

In 2022 Number 10 released this video - still online - encouraging Russians to evade their country's information firewall.

[Tom Jenkinson @tomdkj]

@jollyheretic These days, if you say you're English they'll arrest you and throw you in jail!

[PAW (Peter) @Peter88902568]

"Great question Emma! It's a person who makes tools."

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

At a narrow bridge I noticed the car flashing me through had an reg ending in LBW. Rather than giving the standard hand raise of thanks, I gave an umpire single finger "out" signal. They replied with a 4 runs arm wave. One of the greatest human interactions of my life.

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

"If you had a lot of women in underground cellars with a locked door, how would the punters get to them?"

I've never read anything like that in my whole life. That is extraordinary.

[Tom Jenkinson @tomdkj]

I guess now's the time

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Thames Water has been given a £3 billion bailout, paid for by you and me.

Why should households have to pay for the mess that Thames Water got itself into, just so execs and shareholders can protect their profits?

There is a better solution: take water into public ownership.

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

Just going to be thinking about this for the rest of my life

[Thomas White @len0killer]

We found bruv in a blokeless place

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

stormzy clears things up

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

Noel Edmonds has commissioned a sculpture to symbolise his legal battle against Lloyds bank.

[Tom Jenkinson @tomdkj]

The word "similar" doing a lot of heavy lifting here

[Streatham Rovers Football Club @StreathamRovers]

We are delighted to announce we have signed our first ever pre-match shirt sponsorship deal with the Institute for Policy Development, a think tank dedicated to prosperity through principle, who will place "conversation-starters" on the jerseys we warm-up in ahead of games. #SRFC

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

This Crowdstrike thing is nuts! My wife’s Chevy Bolt wouldn’t start & since I’m not comfortable driving at night she had to sleep over at the dojo after her karate lesson!

[Ben Londesbrough @benlonde]

My bike has been stolen near Stockwell, Blue Raleigh Strada 4 - on the slim chance anyone sees this in London please let me know!

[Tom Jenkinson @tomdkj]

2 years ago I saw @confidencemanTM support Noel Gallagher in London and immediately fell in love. It was a dream come true to go down to Brighton and catch their Glastonbury warm up show and take photos for Northern Exposure Magazine: https://t.co/0ypo3ntx26

[Nuke @megab00f]

They just changed the rule. Beggars can be choosers now.