Tom

Yo no soy marinero, soy capitán.

[Tom @tomdotcom_uk]

@ErlingHaaland Stay humble. Loser.

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@RightScopee Puppet. 🇮🇱
🍉🇵🇸
#freepalestine.

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@CapitalWTF1 @RightScopee One word. That’s the intelligence of the average Trump voter.

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@premierleague We know you wish it would go away, but it isn’t. WHERE ARE THE SANCTIONS AGAINST @ManCity , you bottling bunch of spineless, gutless, bed-wetting bottlers. You are an absolute disgrace. 115 charges. WHERE ARE THE SANCTIONS??

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@premierleague @ManCity @premierleague Bottlers, bottlers, bottlers! 👎🏼
Are you on the @ManCity, dodgy, under the counter payroll?
Enjoy your villas in the sun. They came at the expense of our national game.

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@premierleague Have you completely bottled it when it comes to @ManCity ‘s 115 outstanding charges over FFP violations? Interesting how @Everton received punishment as they were found guilty of each violation, yet so far @ManCity have been let off scot-free.

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@premierleague Your silence speaks volumes. So basically, yes, you have completely bottled it? You’re going to let @ManCity take the piss out of you, FFP and English football, and do nothing about it? Wow.

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@sheepmandave @Anna_Soubry You left out a W.

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@QPSofficial

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@RSheikh26 I just watched your episode of Panorama on Asylum Hotels. It was balanced and informative. Hopefully it did some work to dispel some of the lies spread by Yaxly-Lennon and co. Keep up the good work!

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@zwipe

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@ErlingHaaland Stay Humble.

Time to eat some humble pie.

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@jazzpigdog @Zero_4 You understand that you are choosing to watch it, right? You are able to turn it off…

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@TRobinsonNewEra Careful you don’t drop the soap in the prison showers @TRobinsonNewEra !

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@RoyalMail Are you taking the Mickey here? 2 mins notice?

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Lies! @Xbox @Microsoft

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The poor design of @Xbox being laid bare right now. Their servers are down. I want to play a single player game offline. I can’t because you need to sign in to do so. WHY DO I NEED TO SIGN-IN TO PLAY OFFLINE? My Xbox is basically a useless lump of plastic ATM. An expensive one!

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@ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport Hi. Why is your 5G home broadband so unreliable? One day, it will be amazing, then for the next week, it will be so slow that it’s unusable. The hub is in the same spot…. nothing has changed this end.

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@ThreeUK Hi. Why is your 5G home broadband so unreliable? One day, it will be amazing, then for 2 weeks, it will be unusable. The hub is in exactly the same place. Nothing my end has changed. How is it possible that it can be so different?

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@the_transit_guy @piersmorgan @TheSun The last 5 words of your tweet were superfluous.