Tom England

Nitwit.

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@StuartBroad8

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@squires_david I didn’t catch the Swindon result. What happened???

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@the_topspin @NathanBuck17 Remarkable send off for the second wicket!

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@EnergyforYu @TrentBridge 65

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@gradecricketer Not a patch on @BenDuckett1’s declaration slip fielding

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@barneyronay But Mark Draper hasn’t played since 2003?

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@nedboulting But slightly after that load of laundry had finished

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@gradecricketer

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@robelinda2 Hi Rob, the keeper is James Foster, not Chris Read. You’ve been doing the Lord’s work recently, so seems churlish to point this out but thought you’d want to know. Read was on the completely shite 06/07 tour

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@BBC6Music @bechillcomedian @ms_a_townend

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Shakin Darren Stevens #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

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@muddassirjourno @JSTownend

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@gergmitch @SafeStandingRS I was at Spurs’ new ground a couple of weeks with my Burnley supporting in-laws. We were in a rail seating section in all but name. Felt like watching a game on the continent. Comfortable and far, far safer than any other PL away end I’ve been in

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@legsidelizzy 67mins before they played any Crowded House. Impressive.

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@robfuller91 @MichaelPDeacon @ms_a_townend

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@gurneyhf Different teams, same boundary sizes by the looks of things

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@LeighCurtis_NP On the day of Jimmy’s funeral, I was paying my respects as his procession entered St Mary’s. A well dressed old(ish) bloke politely asked to get by in order to enter the church: Sir Alex. He obviously held Jimmy in high regard

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@legsidelizzy Had to double check who Oliver Cox of Worcestershire was earlier

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