Carlos “Tecate” Gonzales

Future recovering alcoholic | Future divorcee | Future single dad | Future corvette owner | University of Texas at Austin McCombs BBA in Plowing Co-eds

[Carlos “Tecate” Gonzales @tomhermansDUI]

Kinda into slightly fat girls like this

[Carlos “Tecate” Gonzales @tomhermansDUI]

@WestsideLAGuy Gay tweet

[RetardedNegroHater @GiganticWhiteMa]

Niggers are so fucking stupid.

[johnadams91 @johnadams91000]

monkey niggers gorilla niggers chimpanzee niggers orangutan niggers watermelon niggers kfc niggers popeyes niggers banana niggers

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Texas A&M joined the SEC in 2012. Lionel Messi is playing at Kyle Field before Georgia

[sam marelich @sammarelich]

POV: you locked in and sold a ton of B2B SaaS

[Carlos “Tecate” Gonzales @tomhermansDUI]

@whatuplakerss @BreidenFehoko Sub saharan IQ always shines through

[Danny Davis @_dannydavis]

How much does this Texas baseball program love Matt's El Rancho? Texas coach Jim Schlossnagle went behind the plate himself to catch the ceremonial first pitch from Matt's El Rancho employee Joe Robledo. #HookEm

[Professor OgleChee @NumeroUnoNegro]

I was lit and niggas put me in a damn waymo smh. I was sleep in that bitch for 2 hours

[Carlos “Tecate” Gonzales @tomhermansDUI]

@CPA_Doug69 Context to this meme?

[The Red X @TheRedX]

If you’re White and not extremely far right by now, you’re a fucking retard and you’re ngmi

[Mary Claire “MC” Whitmore @skydogprincess]

to be a white boy referring to friends as ‘my buddies’

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

If you give a 4loko to a Hispanic person they turn into the Tasmanian devil

[Cashgrabber9000 @cashgrabber9000]

They’re gonna hang tigers polo up in the rafters at the Vicodin headquarters

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

A Black man was blocking passengers from getting off the subway. He got kicked onto the platform by other passengers and became furious. 😂

[hard @hardmalfuntion]

mas civilizado q unnegro de mierda

[Julie @MelGlbsonFan82]

I am fucking sick of seeing colored "people" whenever I go outside. This country has gone to hell in the shortest amount of time imaginable

[Fight Back Podcast @ShieldsClips]

This is what happens when a plane hits a firetruck but if it hits the twin towers it will knock them down

[Mike Honcho @tane_lord]

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Texas A&M University in my life

[D J @TxForever]

Wow. So long Texas A&M Football